Stick Figures

#37: You Too Movies

A stick figure, while receiving his movie tickets from the attendant. The attendant says, "Thank you, sir. Enjoy your movie." The stick figure responds, "You too!"

#35: Captain Quantum Entanglement

A person is able to tickle Captain Quantum Entanglement from a distance. "Captain Quantum Entanglement's unfortunate weakness."

#34: Rio Grande

A stick figure has a fishing pole with a creature hooked to the end that appears to be a growling mixture betwwen a crab, a lobster and a shrimp. "Never eat creatures fish from the Rio Grande."

#33: Subtitles Computer Repairmen

People who need subtitles: Computer Repairmen. "Yup. It's definitely the peta-giga-byte processor defragmentation USB chip. I'll have to C++ the SQL RAM." Subtitle: "I'm about to charge you $1,000 for nothing."

#31: Sexy Nerd

A nerdy stick figure with glasses and a bowtie stands at the end of a bar. The bartender is serving a drink to a female stick figure saying, "Just keep 'em coming 'till that nerdy guy over there starts looking sexy."

#30: Never Thought

A stick figure sitting in a recliner reading newspaper advertisements exclaims, "What's this? Coupons for Rogaine, Bengay and Poligrip! ...oh, happy day!" "I've always dreaded this day."

#29: Negotiator

Two stick figures with one holding a megaphone stand by three other stick figures laying dead on the ground. "Some negotiator you are..."

#27: Slow Interweb

There used to be a time, before fiber internet when you had to wait for online content to load.

#26: Subtitles Girls

People who need subtitles: girls. "Don't get me wrong. I like you...I just don't like-you like you; like, you know? I still love you and I want to be more than friends, but not too much more. I'm sure you understand." Translation: "...?"

#25: i V vi IV

A stick figure is holding a guitar in front of a microphone on stage. "Thank you! Thank you! And the title of this next song is, I V vi IV"

#24: Nair

A male stick figure walks out of the shower talking to a female stick figure who is sitting at a table, "That new NAIR shampoo smells disgusting!" The female stick figure responds, "Nair shampoo?" All of the male stick figure's hair falls onto the floor: "I'm going back to bed." The female stick figure notes sarcastically, "That's a good look for you."

#21: Checklist

A male stick figure approaches a female stick figure at a bar with the line, "Hey there...". The female stick figure cuts him off by handing him a sheet of paper with the questions, "what is your name?", "what is your age", "what is your highest level of education", "have you ever cheated?", "do you have kids?", "are you a douchebag?". The male stick figure walks away.

#20: Desert Ice Machine

In a sweltering hot desert, a stick figure holding an empty cup kneels in front of an out-of-order ice machine.

#18: Paper Airplane Crash

A stick figure sits in a crashed paper airplane that is stuck vertically in the ground exclaiming, "Seriously!?"

#15: Puppet Freedom

Two stick figure marionettes. One has had his wires cut from the control bar and is laying on the ground, immobile while the other looks on. The stick figure on the ground exclaims, "I'm free!"

#14: Cowboy Subtitles

People who need subtitles: Texans. "Howdy y'all did y'all go to eat at that outfit over yonder?" Subtitle: "Hello have you eaten at the local diner?"

#12: The Rest of My Christmas Presents

A Christmas tree is surrounded by numerous presents large and small. There is a child asking an adult, "Where's the rest of my presents?"

#11: Schrodinger's Kitten

There is a scientist, a little girl and an open box between them. The little girl asks the scientist, "Dr. Schrödinger what happened to my kitten?" To which he responds, "science."

#10: Ole

What not to wear for Halloween in Mexico: one stick figure is wearing a mariachi outfit and another is wearing a vampire costume. The stick figure wearing the vampire costume says, "man if you get jumped..."

#9: Character Building

"Character Building" A female stick figure talking to a male stick figure at a bar. "How do I put this gently? You are a scrawny dweeb who doesn't stand a chance with even the ugly, desperate girls. Just give up."

#8: Intellectual Erotica

A standing stick figure is asking a seated stick figure, "Whatchya reading?". The seated stick figure response, "Intellectual erotica." The book is titled, "Philosophy of Logic".

#7: Phone Booth

A person is sitting in a toilet stall, "Oh, girl! No he didn't! ...wait I'm getting a call on the other line. Let me put you on hold...

#6: Speak Louder

Two stick figures sitting in cubicles across from each other. One is on a phone call using the speaker phone, "Great! Now that we've established everyone on the call is under NDA we can start talking about the Super-Duper Secret Thing that no one else at this office knows about or has even heard of...what's that? Speak louder? NO PROBLEM!"

#5: Ring-a-Ling

Stick figure sitting in a cubicle across from another empty cubicle with a ringing phone.

#4: Day In The Life of a Startup Programmer

A stick-figure montage of "a day in the life of a programmer" with the programmer fighting a dragon, the programmer being attacked by zombies and finally an asteroid hurling towards the earth with the programmer exclaiming "Seriously!?".