taleas
a cute & quirky webcomic

Comic Archive

Taleas is a cute, quirky, random and slightly weird web comic. You won't find too many recurring characters a plot or a deliberately cohesive story. Each individual comic is intended to stand on its own. Below you'll find an easy to browse archive of all of taleas' comics.

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Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

#1: Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

Two stick figures are flying in a paper airplane that is doing acrobatics. The passenger exclaims, "I'm gonna hurl!" to which the pilot calmly replies, "It's okay! I just wet myself." There is a visible urine stain under the pilot.
Paper Airplane is it Safe to Fly

#2: Paper Airplane is it Safe to Fly

A female passenger stick figure asks the pilot stick figure, "Is it safe?" to which a pilot wearing sunglasses responds, "enough".
Escargot

#3: Escargot

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big "S" on each side of it. Now, whenever someone sees him zooming past in his new car, they say, "Hey, look at that s-car go!"
Day In The Life of a Startup Programmer

#4: Day In The Life of a Startup Programmer

A stick-figure montage of "a day in the life of a programmer" with the programmer fighting a dragon, the programmer being attacked by zombies and finally an asteroid hurling towards the earth with the programmer exclaiming "Seriously!?".
Ring-a-Ling

#5: Ring-a-Ling

Stick figure sitting in a cubicle across from another empty cubicle with a ringing phone.
Speak Louder

#6: Speak Louder

Two stick figures sitting in cubicles across from each other. One is on a phone call using the speaker phone, "Great! Now that we've established everyone on the call is under NDA we can start talking about the Super-Duper Secret Thing that no one else at this office knows about or has even heard of...what's that? Speak louder? NO PROBLEM!"
Phone Booth

#7: Phone Booth

A person is sitting in a toilet stall, "Oh, girl! No he didn't! ...wait I'm getting a call on the other line. Let me put you on hold...
Intellectual Erotica

#8: Intellectual Erotica

A standing stick figure is asking a seated stick figure, "Whatchya reading?". The seated stick figure response, "Intellectual erotica." The book is titled, "Philosophy of Logic".
Character Building

#9: Character Building

"Character Building" A female stick figure talking to a male stick figure at a bar. "How do I put this gently? You are a scrawny dweeb who doesn't stand a chance with even the ugly, desperate girls. Just give up."
Ole

#10: Ole

What not to wear for Halloween in Mexico: one stick figure is wearing a mariachi outfit and another is wearing a vampire costume. The stick figure wearing the vampire costume says, "man if you get jumped..."
Schrodinger's Kitten

#11: Schrodinger's Kitten

There is a scientist, a little girl and an open box between them. The little girl asks the scientist, "Dr. Schrödinger what happened to my kitten?" To which he responds, "science."
The Rest of My Christmas Presents

#12: The Rest of My Christmas Presents

A Christmas tree is surrounded by numerous presents large and small. There is a child asking an adult, "Where's the rest of my presents?"
Lost

#13: Lost

Two characters drawn in this style of Cyanide and Happiness. One asks, "where are we?" To which the other replies, "I think we're lost!"
Cowboy Subtitles

#14: Cowboy Subtitles

People who need subtitles: Texans. "Howdy y'all did y'all go to eat at that outfit over yonder?" Subtitle: "Hello have you eaten at the local diner?"
Puppet Freedom

#15: Puppet Freedom

Two stick figure marionettes. One has had his wires cut from the control bar and is laying on the ground, immobile while the other looks on. The stick figure on the ground exclaims, "I'm free!"
Big Race

#16: Big Race

How I was born before my brother: two sperm are chatting with one telling the other that they're going to race to the egg and back and the first one back wins.
The Cloud

#17: The Cloud

This is a cloud. It is here to mark the day that taleas was moved from a mailing list to the cloud.
Paper Airplane Crash

#18: Paper Airplane Crash

A stick figure sits in a crashed paper airplane that is stuck vertically in the ground exclaiming, "Seriously!?"
Subtitles Bad Drivers

#19: Subtitles Bad Drivers

People who need subtitles: Bad Drivers. A car. Translation: "Hello, I am about to cut you off...then slam on my breaks...without warning."
Desert Ice Machine

#20: Desert Ice Machine

In a sweltering hot desert, a stick figure holding an empty cup kneels in front of an out-of-order ice machine.
Checklist

#21: Checklist

A male stick figure approaches a female stick figure at a bar with the line, "Hey there...". The female stick figure cuts him off by handing him a sheet of paper with the questions, "what is your name?", "what is your age", "what is your highest level of education", "have you ever cheated?", "do you have kids?", "are you a douchebag?". The male stick figure walks away.
Got Whacked

#22: Got Whacked

A forest of Christmas trees with one stump. One tree asks, "Hey, what happened to Ed?" to which another responds, "He got whacked."
Swallow

#23: Swallow

A swallow looks at a coconut and asks, "Seriously?"
Nair

#24: Nair

A male stick figure walks out of the shower talking to a female stick figure who is sitting at a table, "That new NAIR shampoo smells disgusting!" The female stick figure responds, "Nair shampoo?" All of the male stick figure's hair falls onto the floor: "I'm going back to bed." The female stick figure notes sarcastically, "That's a good look for you."
i V vi IV

#25: i V vi IV

A stick figure is holding a guitar in front of a microphone on stage. "Thank you! Thank you! And the title of this next song is, I V vi IV"
Subtitles Girls

#26: Subtitles Girls

People who need subtitles: girls. "Don't get me wrong. I like you...I just don't like-you like you; like, you know? I still love you and I want to be more than friends, but not too much more. I'm sure you understand." Translation: "...?"
Slow Interweb

#27: Slow Interweb

There used to be a time, before fiber internet when you had to wait for online content to load.
Fluffaholic

#28: Fluffaholic

A stuffed bear sits among other stuffed animals, "Hello, my name is Brannan and I'm a fluffaholic." The other stuffed animals respond in unison, "Hi Brannan"
Negotiator

#29: Negotiator

Two stick figures with one holding a megaphone stand by three other stick figures laying dead on the ground. "Some negotiator you are..."
Never Thought

#30: Never Thought

A stick figure sitting in a recliner reading newspaper advertisements exclaims, "What's this? Coupons for Rogaine, Bengay and Poligrip! ...oh, happy day!" "I've always dreaded this day."
Sexy Nerd

#31: Sexy Nerd

A nerdy stick figure with glasses and a bowtie stands at the end of a bar. The bartender is serving a drink to a female stick figure saying, "Just keep 'em coming 'till that nerdy guy over there starts looking sexy."
Event Horizon

#32: Event Horizon

El Paso city limit sign with the words "city limits" crossed out, replaced with "event horizon".
Subtitles Computer Repairmen

#33: Subtitles Computer Repairmen

People who need subtitles: Computer Repairmen. "Yup. It's definitely the peta-giga-byte processor defragmentation USB chip. I'll have to C++ the SQL RAM." Subtitle: "I'm about to charge you $1,000 for nothing."
Rio Grande

#34: Rio Grande

A stick figure has a fishing pole with a creature hooked to the end that appears to be a growling mixture betwwen a crab, a lobster and a shrimp. "Never eat creatures fish from the Rio Grande."
Captain Quantum Entanglement

#35: Captain Quantum Entanglement

A person is able to tickle Captain Quantum Entanglement from a distance. "Captain Quantum Entanglement's unfortunate weakness."
Happened so Fast

#36: Happened so Fast

A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"
You Too Movies

#37: You Too Movies

A stick figure, while receiving his movie tickets from the attendant. The attendant says, "Thank you, sir. Enjoy your movie." The stick figure responds, "You too!"
Drive Through

#38: Drive Through

From the speaker at a drive-through restaurant, "You want a number six with no pickles and a fruit cup? How about we give you a number one with fries, a small diet root beer with no straw. That will be $19.84 please drive up."
Googling Google

#39: Googling Google

The Google search page is displayed with "www.google.com" entered into the search bar. "Never do this."
Surrender to Todo

#40: Surrender to Todo

A female stick figure is attacked by a massive todo list wielding a large pencil.
Chase Todo

#41: Chase Todo

A female stick figure chases down a todo list with a large pencil.
Dead Todo

#42: Dead Todo

A female stick figure stands, holding a large pencil, victoriously over a defeated todo list.
Why So Happy

#43: Why So Happy

A male stick figure asks a female stick figure, "Why are you so happy?" The female stick figure responds, "I just got a haircut." One half of the female stick figure's hair is cropped off.
Bad Handwriting

#44: Bad Handwriting

A sticky note with "URGENT!!! Call..." then unreadable scribbles. "Never write urgent notes while in a hurry."
Text at Your Age

#45: Text at Your Age

An elderly stick figure explains to a child with a bluetooth headset on, "Sonny, when I was your age, to communicate with others we had to pick up the phone and actually text 'em!".
Think Outside the Cube

#46: Think Outside the Cube

A stick figure longingly peeks his head over the wall of a row of cubicles and looks out into blankness. "Think Outside the Cube."
Valentine Butt Cheeks

#47: Valentine Butt Cheeks

A stick figure holding a card in the shape of a heart with the word "MOM" upside down. "Every year it's the same thing, butt cheeks and the word WOW"
Addicted Eskimo

#48: Addicted Eskimo

An eskimo is sitting on a floating piece of ice eating ice cream with an igloo in the distance. "Just one more and that's it..." the eskimo mumbles.
Running Bird

#49: Running Bird

A bird tries to run across the road to beat an oncoming truck. "Why do birds do this?"
In Love

#50: In Love

Girl stick figure reaching out lovingly to a human-sized pint of chunky monkey ice cream.
Mu Cow

#51: Mu Cow

Cow standing in a grassy pasture saying the Greek letter mu instead of moo.
Fortune Cookie

#52: Fortune Cookie

A blank fortune inside a fortune cookie.
Dead iPhone

#53: Dead iPhone

In the form of a math equation with an iPhone plus a washing machine equals an iPhone with the retro Macintosh dead icon.
Memory Goes Second

#54: Memory Goes Second

A balding, elderly stick figure with a cane explains to a child, "When you grow old, your memory is always the second thing to go." "What's the first?" the child asks. After a long pause the elderly stick figure responds, "...the first what?"
Addicted Eskimo #2

#55: Addicted Eskimo #2

An eskimo - pointing to a new freezer - sheepishly tries to explain the purchase to a polar bear, "What? it was on sale!"
Pi

#56: Pi

A frustrated female stick figure with a pony tail asks a human-sized letter pi, "It just never ends with you does it?"
Warm Hand of Death

#57: Warm Hand of Death

Two lobsters are chatting in a small lobster tank. One lobster asks the other, "You ever get the feeling that some day the warm hand of death will come down and scoop you away?"
Light at the End of the Tunnel

#58: Light at the End of the Tunnel

A mountain with a train entering a tunnel on one side and two stick figures entering the tunnel on the opposite side. One stick figure joyously proclaims, "See! We haven't even started yet and I can already see the light!"
Infinite Cubicles

#59: Infinite Cubicles

A large grid of line-art stick-figure cubicles arranged in an isometric pattern. Notable ones include a character peeking over the wall at a coworker. Pin-the-tail on the donkey. A cubicle with a happy birthday sign. Two people making out in a storage room. Someone burning papers to make s'mores. A character asleep on a cot. A moose head hanging on a cubicle wall.
Admission

#60: Admission

A person is in a padded jacket in a padded room. "Admission is the first step on the road to recovery."
Bird and Clean Car

#61: Bird and Clean Car

"Why do birds do this?" A person has just finished polishing their car to perfection. A bird flies over the car and poops on it.
End of the World

#62: End of the World

A stick figure with wild hair and unkept beard holds up a sign with "the world will end" and multiple dates in the past scratched out and the world "soon!" scribbled at the bottom. "Those of us who can see into the future should be granted limited revisions after the fact."
Monopoly

#63: Monopoly

A stick figure standing on a podium proclaiming, "Good news everyone, we're a monopoly again."
Perseverance Demotivational Poster

#64: Perseverance Demotivational Poster

An iceberg. "Perseverance: impossible, buddy that was just the beginning."
Courage Demotivational Poster

#65: Courage Demotivational Poster

A stick figure jumps off a cliff into very shallow water with rocks. "Courage: easily confused with stupidity"
LGBT Parking Sign

#66: LGBT Parking Sign

A parking sign labeled "LGBT Parking. All others will be auctioned off to support gay marriage."
Integrity Demotivational Poster

#67: Integrity Demotivational Poster

The Enron logo. "Integrity: optional"
Endurance Demotivational Poster

#68: Endurance Demotivational Poster

A melted snowman. "Endurance: even the best have limits."
Robot Technical Support

#69: Robot Technical Support

An angry customer responds to a string of emails with, "You keep sending me the same response. Seriously, are you a robot?". The Robot Manager along with the Supervisor Robot look on with the Supervisor Robot noting, "Sir, I think he's on to us." The Robot Manager exclaims, "crap!"
Achievement Demotivational Poster

#70: Achievement Demotivational Poster

A poster with a stick figure standing on top of a very tall mountain. Two taller mountains overshadow the very tall mountain. The stick figure exclaims, "Seriously?!". "Achievement: Sometimes it's better to just lower your standards."
Digital Security

#71: Digital Security

Digital Security in the 21st Century: a folding table with a pile of cash is guarded only by a folded piece of paper with "do not steal!" scribbled across it.
Google+

#72: Google+

The Google+ website is replaced by a poor copy of Facebook with a Google logo instead of the Facebook logo.
Robot Shredder

#73: Robot Shredder

The Robot Manager is sitting behind his desk interviewing a shredder. "I'm sorry but we're looking for a candidate with a more diverse skillset.""
Punctuality Demotivational Poster

#74: Punctuality Demotivational Poster

A poster with a worm wearing a necktie with the sun rising in the distance. "Punctuality: as for the early worm - well, he gets eaten alive by the first hungry bird that comes along."
Magic vs. Technology

#75: Magic vs. Technology

A magician on stage, "The Amazing Gregory" has just completed sawing a person in half. One member of the audience is looking at their phone mumbling, "lame" while another looks on exasperated, "You did not just look up how to some someone in half on your phone."
Dead Party Skeletons

#76: Dead Party Skeletons

Two skeletons are sitting on a tiny desert island. One skeleton is laying down sunbathing, drinking a beverage and the other is seated. The seated skeleton says, "Man, this party is dead." to which the other skeleton replies, "Tell me about it."
Robots Learn Humans Need to be Fed

#77: Robots Learn Humans Need to be Fed

The Robot Manager along with the Supervisor Robot examine a skeletal corpse sitting at a desk; the person appears to have did while working and is still holding a pencil to paper. The Robot Manager concedes, "Well, I guess you were right. It did require sustenance.". The Robot Supervisor adds, "Yes sir, they're pretty fragile."
Skeleton Puppet Freedom

#78: Skeleton Puppet Freedom

Two skeleton marionettes. One has had his wires cut from the control bar and is laying on the ground, immobile while the other looks on. The skeleton on the ground exclaims, "I'm free!"
Buttersafe Skeleton Harvester

#79: Buttersafe Skeleton Harvester

The Halloween Skeleton encounters the Buttersafe Skeleton Harvester. The Halloween Skeleton says, "Well, this is awkward".
Ideation Demotivational Poster

#80: Ideation Demotivational Poster

A poster containing a lit candle, a tungston lightbulb and a compact fluorescent bulb. "Ideation: and you thought you were the first to have a bright idea."
Robot Urinals

#81: Robot Urinals

The Robot Manager walks into the men's restroom and notices oil slicks underneath every urinal. "Seriously!?" he exclaims.
Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."
Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

#83: Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

Yet again, Captain Quantum Entanglement almost saves the day. A robber is mugging a woman attempting to steal her purse saying, "Gimme your purse!". Unfortunately, Captain Quantum Entanglement is remotely entangled with the robber, and is also yelling "Gimme your purse".
Secret Admirer

#84: Secret Admirer

There is a fishing hook dangling in the water with a note attached, "Kiss Me". A fish swims by and says, "Oh boy, a secret admirer."
Robot Specialized Skillset

#85: Robot Specialized Skillset

The Robot Manager is sitting behind his desk interviewing a Swiss Army Knife. There is a perseverance demotivational poster on his wall. "I'm sorry but we're looking for a candidate with a more specialized skill set."
Is it OK to be a Cog in the Machine?

#86: Is it OK to be a Cog in the Machine?

A machine with numerous interconnected cogs, except one. The disconnected cog asks wonders aloud, "You guys ever feel like you're not contributing?" to which the others respond, "no".
Time Apart

#87: Time Apart

Two goldfish in a small fishbowl. One fish says to the other, "I've been thinking. Maybe we should spend some time apart."
My Job Sucks

#88: My Job Sucks

A roll of toilet paper says, "And you think your job sucks..."
Shark

#89: Shark

A man standing on the beach yelling, "Shark!" with a shark in the distance. Dramatic pause. The shark responds, "What?"
Incorrect Magic Word

#90: Incorrect Magic Word

A purple-cloaked stick figure magician waves his magic wand over a magic top hat chanting, "abracadabra". The top hat responds, "Incorrect magic word, please try again." The magician, mildly confused, responds with "@[email protected]?"
Snowmen and the Yellow Snow

#91: Snowmen and the Yellow Snow

Two snowmen are in a field of snow. The name "Bob" is written in the snow in pee with a little bit on the snowman on the right. The other snowman says, "Hey! Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a dog this time."
Modern Software Development Process

#92: Modern Software Development Process

An instructional chart with "how to x in y" where x is what you want to do and y is nodejs.
Prisoner NPS

#93: Prisoner NPS

A dark dungeon with an executioner questioning a skeleton," on a scale of one to 10 how likely are you to recommend a sweet friend or family member?
Fear and Anxiety

#94: Fear and Anxiety

A can labeled, "Fear and Anxiety now with 15% more panic attacks": I hate the taste but sometimes it's all that gets me through today.
The Semicolon

#95: The Semicolon

99% of all computer errors can be traced back to just one character: ";".
Laptop Stickers

#96: Laptop Stickers

A laptop covered with technology themed stickers with the caption, "Laptop stickers are basically the tech equivalent of prison tattoos."
Free Range Children

#97: Free Range Children

Two witches standing around a cauldron. There is a cage in the background containing two children. One witch says to the other, "Oh sorry, but I only eat free-range children."
Mu Cow Abduction

#98: Mu Cow Abduction

Nighttime in a cow pasture. A powerful light beam is emitting from the bottom of a Black Triangle UFO. The Mu Cow is being lifted from the ground into the UFO by the light beam and is exclaiming, "Mu?"
Eyes Scream

#99: Eyes Scream

Two eyeballs look at each other and scream.
Ice Scream

#100: Ice Scream

A cube of ice is melting into a puddle and screaming.
I Scream

#101: I Scream

The lower-case letter i screaming in a crazy, unhinged manner with the letters h and j looking on very freaked out and screaming.
The Grape Escape

#102: The Grape Escape

A refrigerator sits open. A cluster of grapes lays on the floor in front of the refrigerator exclaiming, "freedom!".
Heart Giving Heart - Valentine's Day 2020

#103: Heart Giving Heart - Valentine's Day 2020

A male comic caricature heart is giving a female caricature heart a human heart for Valentine's Day. The female heart is surprised, and the male heart has a romantic look in his eyes.
AI Bot - Wrangling Bits

#104: AI Bot - Wrangling Bits

A robot dressed in a cowboy hat is attempting to rope a number from among a herd of 0's and 1's.
AI Bot - Artificially Intelligent

#105: AI Bot - Artificially Intelligent

A 1950's style Japanese wind-up robot says, "beep boop beep". The entire image is wrapped by the phrase "I Am Artificially Intelligent".
AI Bot - Self Driving Car

#106: AI Bot - Self Driving Car

AI Bot is driving a mini-van with a distinctive 1970's paint job and three child-bots in the back seat. Two stick figures are desperately trying to avoid getting run over by AI Bot who is exclaiming, "Outta the way!" Meanwhile, one of the child-bots is asking, "Are we there yet?" while another is looking out the back window.
You Are a Cutie Pi

#107: You Are a Cutie Pi

The letters U R A QT and the number Pi out to 31 digits.
AI Bot - Machine Vision

#108: AI Bot - Machine Vision

AI Bot states, "I see dead people." while a ghost floats nearby.
AI Bot - Bob Ross

#109: AI Bot - Bob Ross

The AI Bot with a big permed hair is painting a typical Bob Ross painting saying, "Yeah, a happy little cloud."
AI Bot - Picking a Random Number

#110: AI Bot - Picking a Random Number

AI Bot looking at the numbers 1, 2 ,3, 4, 7 and 9 and is nervously trying to pick one saying, "Eenie, meenie, miney...mo!"
Spam Bot

#111: Spam Bot

A giant robot with the general shape and color scheme of a can of Spam is chasing a group of three stick figures. One stick figure has apparently fallen and is exclaiming, "Oh God!".
Team Demotivational Poster

#112: Team Demotivational Poster

Demotivational poster with the word TEAM written in a square-blocky style with a lowercase letter "i" as the whitespace in the letter "a". The caption reads: "Apparently there is an "I" in team after all!".
Koalafications

#113: Koalafications

The robot supervisor is interviewing a koala. The koala has climbed the back of the interviewing chair. Robot supervisor says, "We need a candidate with better koalafications."
AI Bot - Inspecting an X-Ray

#114: AI Bot - Inspecting an X-Ray

AI Bot looking at an x-ray of an obviously broken bone, giving a thumbs up saying, "Looks good to me!"
The Cloud Crashes Again

#115: The Cloud Crashes Again

A cloud has apparently crashed into a field and is partially buried in the ground. Two stick figures look on, with one exclaiming, "Oh no, the cloud has crashed!" While the other laments, "...not again!"
We Ain't Alone, Y'all

#116: We Ain't Alone, Y'all

A cowboy wearing a cowboy hat stands in a pasture while 5 UFOs enter the frame. The cowboy calmly states, "I feel like we ain't alone, y'all."
Flight Crew Working From Home

#117: Flight Crew Working From Home

A McDonnell Douglas DC-10 is flying through the sky with passengers visible in the windows and an empty cockpit. The captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, just a quick reminder that the flight crew will be working from home today...".
Coffee Grinder's Job is Automated

#118: Coffee Grinder's Job is Automated

A manual Zassenhaus coffee grinder is in Robot Manager's office. Robot Manager says, "We've automated your job, so we'll have to let you go."
AI Bot - Predicting the Weather

#119: AI Bot - Predicting the Weather

AI Bot standing out in a green field holding a volleyball, as the sun shines brightly in the sky: "Looks like a 90% chance of rain..."
You Too - Meal

#120: You Too - Meal

Two stick figures are sitting at a table with plates of sushi and chopsticks, the waiter stick figure says, "Enjoy your meal!" One of the seated stick figures responds, "you too...".
Not Listening Demotivational Poster

#121: Not Listening Demotivational Poster

Demotivational Poster with black background. Blue text reads, "The most destructive thing one person can do to another is not listen." - I don't remember, I wasn't listening
The Moon Isn't Made of Cheese After All

#122: The Moon Isn't Made of Cheese After All

Three panels each with a view of both the Earth and Moon from space. The first has the caption, "For many, many years we believed the moon was made of cheese." Two stick figures standing on the earth ponder, "It's prolly gorgonzola." and "Nope, definitely swiss." The second, "We finally went...only to find it was not made of cheese." with an astronaut standing on the moon exclaiming, "Y'all it's just dust!?" The final panel concludes, "We've never been back." with the two earth-bound stick figures turning their attention, "Mars looks cool." and "I wonder why it's red."
Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

#123: Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

An elderly gentleman is being interviewed in Robot Manager's office. The Robot Manager says, "I'm sorry but I feel like you just don't have enough experience."
The New Guy

#124: The New Guy

A carved pumpkin suspiciously asks another carved pumpkin, "who's the new guy?" suggestively gesturing towards a butternut squash who has an overly excited, yet mindlessly blank smile on his face. The moon hangs in the background.
Graveyard Dead Party

#125: Graveyard Dead Party

Two partial skeletons stick out of their graves in an old cemetery with numerous broken headstones, surrounded by a broken-down fence. One skeleton states to the other skeleton, "Man, this party's dead." A skeletal arm sticks out of another grave holding a red solo cup. Two ghosts (one wearing a baseball cap and the other in a party hat) chat unassumingly in the background.
Eco Broom

#126: Eco Broom

A cleaning supply salesman holding on to a tiny hand duster gesturing overwhelmingly explains to a witch, "This is our eco-model: it uses 95% less wood and straw!" The background shows brooms under a "Classics" sign with a 50% off sticker, and vacuums sit under a "Latest Models" sign. Two little red eyes peer out of a dark mouse hole among the brooms.
Feeling A 'lil Gassy

#127: Feeling A 'lil Gassy

Two volcanoes are situated next to each other in the ocean. One has puffs of gas emitting from the caldera, and states, “I’ve been feeling a lil gassy lately.”
The Quacken

#128: The Quacken

A person standing on a large cliff summons The Quacken, a large, monstrous, duck-headed octopus.
The New World

#129: The New World

Five UFOs approach Earth from outer space. The aliens in the lead ship announce, “We’ve arrived! … to colonize The New World.” Two of the trailing ships exclaim, “So much excite!” and “I hear they have gourds!”.
They Do Exist

#130: They Do Exist

An alien and a dragon encounter each other in a field. They both exclaim, "They do exist!"