Comic Archive

#150: Earth is Infested With Humans

The planet Saturn, leaning in to Mars (don't ask questions...it's a comic not an Astronomical Chart) saying, "Did you hear? Earth is infested with...humans!" Mars replies, "Ew. That's just nasty." Meanwhile, both planets are being orbited by man-made satellites.

#149: Earth Says I'm Not A Real Planet

A despondent Pluto laments to a gruff Mars, "Earth says I'm not a real planet." Mars responds, "Yeah, that's cuz you're not."

#148: Everest

A scene reminiscent of Nirmal Purja's Traffic Jam on Mt. Everest photograph shows a line of climbers in full climbing gear standing on an escalator riding their way to the top of Mt. Everest. One rider laments, "Could this thing move any slower? ...I wanna hit up Starbucks on the way down."

#147: So Dramatic

A smaller puffer fish is admonishing a visibly distressed, larger, and fully puffed-up puffer fish to, "Stop being so dramatic". The larger puffer fish is, in fact, reacting to an extremely large, toothy sea monster directly behind the smaller puffer fish.

#146: You Make a Good Point

A pink eraser is chatting with a very sharp #2 pencil. The eraser says, "You do make a good point".

#145: YouTube Surgeon

Two doctors are operating on a patient in an operating theater. One looking at the other asks, "Doctor, where did you say you studied at?". The other surgeon responds, "YouTube."

#144: When the Universe Ends

Two ghosts are chatting in a cemetery at night. With a concerned look, one asks, "Wait, when the universe ends...where do we go?".

#143: My Parenting Regression

A male stick figure enters a playroom where a female stick figure and a child stick figure are playing. The male stick figure proudly proclaims, "I would like everyone to know...I just went pee in the potty!". With hands raised high, the child exclaims, "Yay Daddy!" and the female encourages, "Good job!".

#142: Free Hugs

A saguaro cactus stands in the middle of the Arizona desert holding a sign, "free hugs".

#141: Halloween 2021

Night. A dilapidated three-story house sits on a hill. A crescent moon and haze hang over the house. Outside on the left are two tombstones with "Otho" and "Sherry". The Other tombstone has a bone, the Sherry is adorned with a heart. Otho and Sherry are the two dogs we've lost in the past two years. The right side of the house has a wooden outhouse. The yard is covered in weeds, and a cobblestone path leads up to the steps of the front porch. The first story has a front door with the Horror Smiley face. A skeleton peers from one window, two eyes and teeth from another. The second floor has a ghost floating by and a bloody crime scene. The attic has a green goblin looking right at you.