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Sexy Nerd Newsprint Regular Newsprint
Sexy Nerd Newsprint Regular Newsprint

#31: Sexy Nerd Newsprint

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  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
A nerdy stick figure with glasses and a bowtie stands at the end of a bar. The bartender is serving a drink to a female stick figure saying, "Just keep 'em coming 'till that nerdy guy over there starts looking sexy."

Alcohol can be such a huge stepping stone - or detriment - to being social. On one hand, it makes some people comfortable and laid back, willing to talk and be merry and cut loose. On the other hand, the wrong amount of alcohol can cause people to be angry, violent or just all-around grumps. There is a fine line between a good time and a horrible time and alcohol is the perfect way to hop, skip and jump right over that line.

It is really hard to meet new people when you are wobbly walking that thin line. Connecting with people, especially prospective dates, at a bar is such a crap shoot to begin with and alcohol only complicates it more. Are you going to get the flirtatious and fun new friends or the Incredible Hulk? It all depends on what they drank, and how much. A good rule of thumb: if you want to meet people at the bar, show up around 7 to 8 PM. People are having a good time and no one is sloppy or silly yet. Just make sure you time yourself right and depart before the clock strikes midnight. Nothing good happens after midnight.



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A big chunk of taleas’ stuff is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.


Frequently Asked Questions

How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Yep! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue fixed up.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every piece of merch that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.