#1: Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself Newsprint Newsprint Regular

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The Story Behind #1: Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

Ever since I was a child I have loved airplanes. My grandfather was a bomber pilot in World War II, so I guess I was born with the love of flight pre-programmed. Something that has always fascinated me about aviation is aerophobia or the fear of flying. Not that I judge or can’t empathize with people who fear flying, but internally it is such a foreign concept that I must make an effort to remind myself that there is a large number of people in the world who do not enjoy flying as much as I do.

A big part of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.

Frequently Asked Questions

How much will it cost to ship my order?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Absolutely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.