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Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Small black
Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie
Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Small black

Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie black Small

$28.99

S M L XL 2XL
  • Comes with a enduring front pouch pocket, perfect for carrying an expensive smartphone, valuable wallet or any vital accessory
  • A strong mix of cotton and polyester, with a 100% cotton face
  • Comes with a tearaway label because itchy jackets suck
  • Natural-colored and strong drawcords to help fight the elementsA hippo can smash an entire watermelon with just one chomp of its mouth. Who needs that sort of mess? With this Taleas original, you get the wonderful look of a hippo without the sticky aftermath of a meal. Heck, you can even take this hippo into water just like the real thing. Whether on land or in the pool, this design will look great.

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.


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Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
Toy Hippo Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social

Hippos are actually one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. They are big and lumburous but, in water, they are fast and lethal. But they're also so darn cute! We can't blame you for wanting to hug one. You'll especially want to hug this Taleas Toy Hippo. It's so adorable - and not at all deadly! We have all had points in our lives when we feel heavier than we'd like to be. Maybe we have put on a few pounds after the holidays (I'm looking at your, Thanksgiving!) or we haven't been to the gym often or we just packed on an extra few because it's cold outside and we have been hibernating. But even on our worst days, we don't come close to a hippo. I know it's rude to talk about someone's weight but a hippo can often weight up to four tons! And even the lightest hippo usually weighs about 1.5 tons. That's...a lot of weight. Yet, they can still move through the water like a smooth, dangerous assassin. Their size doesn't define them! Now, while you should never go swimming with a hippo, you also shouldn't view them as blood-thirsty monsters. That's because they are generally herbivores and love munching on greens. That's right, they'll only do damage to humans if they are feeling threatened. So they like to swim alone. Can you blame them for that? You won't be thinking of their constant danger and unparalleled power when admiring this Taleas toy hippo. With his big mouth and cute little teeth and stumpy little legs you'll be ohhhhhing and awwwwing nonstop. Just don't too close!

Made by Next Level, this comfy and cozy Santa Cruz hoodie is crafted with a 100% cotton face and a nice mixture of both cotton and premium polyester. With durable and natural drawcords and an ample front pocket, you'll be feeling good and looking good while wearing this.


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The Story Behind taleas Hoodies

No matter if you're young or old, living in Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon, enjoying a cold winter night or a beautiful spring day, you can always use a hoodie!

There is something truly universal and always appealing about the hoodie. It's become a staple of just about every type of personality and fashion sense. For decades now, people have relied on hoodies to feel great and comfortable - and always hip - in any number of situations. That's why I am so excited to introduce the Taleas hoodie. With this comfy creation straight from Taleas laboratories in Austin, Texas, fans of original and creative humor will be able to feel great while supporting independent art.

Yes, each Taleas hoodie includes some of the hilarious, one of a kind artwork that has come to define our special, intelligent, quirky web comic. However, there is a lot more to these soft, pleasant pieces of clothing than just that. Each one is crafted with only the softest, most excellent cotton and terrific materials. This guarantees that none of our hoodies are going to fall apart any time soon. Take them out in the sun, the wind, the rain - they'll hold up and they'll continue to look out-of-this-world great for years to come.

And don't forget about the drawcords! A hoodie is only as good as its drawcords, right? Don't worry, you're going to get only the best with these hoodies. Pull the strings tight and enjoy the comfort of being bundled up against the elements - while showcasing the very best of Taleas!


Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new toy hippo unisex pullover hoodie?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The toy hippo unisex pullover hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.