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Hippos are actually one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. They are big and lumburous but, in water, they are fast and lethal. But they're also so darn cute! We can't blame you for wanting to hug one. You'll especially want to hug this Taleas Toy Hippo. It's so adorable - and not at all deadly! We have all had points in our lives when we feel heavier than we'd like to be. Maybe we have put on a few pounds after the holidays (I'm looking at your, Thanksgiving!) or we haven't been to the gym often or we just packed on an extra few because it's cold outside and we have been hibernating. But even on our worst days, we don't come close to a hippo. I know it's rude to talk about someone's weight but a hippo can often weight up to four tons! And even the lightest hippo usually weighs about 1.5 tons. That's...a lot of weight. Yet, they can still move through the water like a smooth, dangerous assassin. Their size doesn't define them! Now, while you should never go swimming with a hippo, you also shouldn't view them as blood-thirsty monsters. That's because they are generally herbivores and love munching on greens. That's right, they'll only do damage to humans if they are feeling threatened. So they like to swim alone. Can you blame them for that? You won't be thinking of their constant danger and unparalleled power when admiring this Taleas toy hippo. With his big mouth and cute little teeth and stumpy little legs you'll be ohhhhhing and awwwwing nonstop. Just don't too close!
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It doesn't matter if you going out for a night on the town, staying indoors and gorging on pizza and video games, working out, or doing chores - tee shirts just make you feel comfortable and cool. There is a reason why so many people wear them - they're perhaps the most important part of any outfit. Well, aside from pants. You probably should wear pants everyday. And, if you don't, that's totally your choice! But keep in mind, I take no responsibility!
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It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tees. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
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The toy hippo ladies' boyfriend tee ships from Austin, Texas.
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