Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.
Slow and steady wins the race, right? That's what this cute little Taleas snail says. And now you can carry that can-do spirit with you everywhere you go thanks to this Snail illustration. You can do it...even if you don't do it quickly!
High quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers. Super duper stickerish...uh, stickery? Perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and taleas.
If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.
While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.
There was a time when stickers were only for children. Well, guess what? Those days are long-gone. If you want to be modern and in-the-know, you need stickers. More specifically, you need Taleas stickers!
I offer only the highest-quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers, made right here in Austin, Texas. Are these stickers even cooler because they're made in the American capital of cool? Well, that's kind of undeniable.
They're all made with expert detail, bright colors that don't fade, and only the best materials. They're fun to look at, eye-catching and super duper stickerish.
These Taleas originals are all perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and Taleas.
The bottom line is this: it doesn't matter where you stick these stickers. Wherever they go, they are going to draw attention. And since they're Taleas originals, you know they'll get people chuckling. In fact, you might gain a few new friends because of these stickers. I'm happy to help! However, do me a favor: if someone says "your sticker is so funny!" just reply, "Oh, I know. I got it from my favorite web comic, Taleas!" Also, maybe pass along the URL too. Heck, if you want to print out a few business cards and just hand those out, it couldn't hurt either.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship stickers. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The snail sticker ships from Austin, Texas.
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