Make no mistake: the chili pepper is yummy. In fact, it's downright delicious. But it will make you work for its savory, mouth-watering goodness. Eating chili peppers isn't always the most pleasant experience ever but, hey, at least it'll always provide a story!
Have you ever heard of the Scoville Scale? This is the way that experts (yes, there are pepper experts) rate just how how and spicy a chili pepper is. It's heavily influenced by the amount of Capsaicin in the pepper. As we all know, Capsaicin is the chemical responsible for the spicy sensation within a pepper.
The hottest pepper known to Earth is the Carolina Reaper, which comes in at a whopping 2,200,000 SHU (the unit that the Scoville Scale is measured). That's ridiculously, dangerously hot. The Carolina Reaper is so hot, in fact, that it's about 200 times hotter than a typical jalapeño. It's been known to cause people to pass out from the heat and literally head to the hospital because of the impact it has on the human tongue.
Have you ever heard of a food that can be so damaging? With so much dangerous coming from the chili pepper, you can understand why people avoid it like the plague. But that's giving chili peppers a bad rap! They're actually incredible...and incredibly misunderstood. Just take a look at this original Taleas chili pepper - he's downright adorable! He wouldn't hurt you! He'd never harm your tongue. Take a look at those eyes and that cute little smile! How can you say no to this chili pepper?
It's a trick - you can't!
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There was a time when stickers were only for children. Well, guess what? Those days are long-gone. If you want to be modern and in-the-know, you need stickers. More specifically, you need Taleas stickers!
I offer only the highest-quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers, made right here in Austin, Texas. Are these stickers even cooler because they're made in the American capital of cool? Well, that's kind of undeniable.
They're all made with expert detail, bright colors that don't fade, and only the best materials. They're fun to look at, eye-catching and super duper stickerish.
These Taleas originals are all perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and Taleas.
The bottom line is this: it doesn't matter where you stick these stickers. Wherever they go, they are going to draw attention. And since they're Taleas originals, you know they'll get people chuckling. In fact, you might gain a few new friends because of these stickers. I'm happy to help! However, do me a favor: if someone says "your sticker is so funny!" just reply, "Oh, I know. I got it from my favorite web comic, Taleas!" Also, maybe pass along the URL too. Heck, if you want to print out a few business cards and just hand those out, it couldn't hurt either.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship stickers. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The chili pepper sticker ships from Austin, Texas.
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