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The New Guy Sticker 2X2 matte
The New Guy Sticker
The New Guy Sticker 2X2 matte
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The New Guy Sticker Featured

#124: The New Guy Sticker matte 2X2

$2.99

This cute little butternut squash might not make a great jack-o-lantern but, hey, at least he's trying! The New Guy design is a great Taleas original that is cute, festive, and fun. It will definitely put a smile on the face of anyone who sees it. That's good news, even if the smile isn't as bright as The New Guy's.

High quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers. Super duper stickerish...uh, stickery? Perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and taleas.

  • Printed on high quality vinyl
  • Perfect for sticking to laptops, phone cases & more!
  • Guaranteed to be...well, sticky
  • Stickers ship same business day from Austin, Texas
  • UV coated so the color will lastYou can’t be too hard on the New Guy, he’s trying his best! He might not look like a typical jack-o-lantern but you have to applaud his commitment and dedication. Here’s a Taleas design that’s wonderful for Fall and Halloween.

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.

Based on Comic #124: The New Guy.
A carved pumpkin suspiciously asks another carved pumpkin, "who's the new guy?" suggestively gesturing towards a butternut squash who has an overly excited, yet mindlessly blank smile on his face. The moon hangs in the background.

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The Story Behind #124: The New Guy

Illustrated by EEK.

Halloween is, by far, my favorite holiday. It has so many elements that stimulate my 'lil brain: a long, twisted history that involves Irish folktales, Celtic festivals, The Roman Catholic Church co-opting holidays, and the paranormal!

Interestingly, the Irish tale ends with Stingy Jack carrying a lantern carved from a turnip, wandering the lovely Irish countryside for the rest of eternity. In Ireland and Scotland, people made their own version of Jack’s lantern by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing the lanterns near doors to scare away good ol' Jack. I'm not totally sure why they wouldn't want him around, he seems like he'd be a hoot at parties. As the Irish and Scottish migrated to the United States, they quickly found that pumpkins, a fruit native to the Americas, make perfect jack-o’-lanterns. 🎃


The Story Behind taleas Stickers

High quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers. Made by me right here in Austin, Texas. Super duper stickerish...uh, stickery? Perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and taleas.


Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my cool new the new guy sticker?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship stickers. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

📦 Where does taleas ship stickers from?

The the new guy sticker ships from Austin, TX.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yup! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.