Please allow 7 - 9 business days for shipment.
Creating a snowman is really like playing God and you don't need to be a genius to know just how complicated that can be.
There are quite a few science fiction stories that showcase the downfalls of taking on the role of a deity. Heck, The Twilight Zone did it a few times and even The Simpsons tried their hand at it too. While playing God sure can feel good it will surely lead to something bad happening...usually to the poor souls who look to you like a higher power.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely and who has more power than a God? That's just another way of saying that, after awhile, anyone who has ultimate power will eventually lose hold of their soul and humanity and make some serious, irreversible mistakes.
Luckily, some of us are horribly insecure and have low self-worth so the idea of us trying to be a God is far-fetched to say the least. Take me for example, I don't even like the weight on my shoulders when I have to call in a pizza order! I can't imagine the added pressure of running a whole civilization.
Playing God only leads to situations like the one our poor Taleas snowman finds himself in: he's lost his dang head and there is no one looking out for him. Mistakes have been made and someone - someone holy - should be blamed!
There are time when you might feel like you might be able to run things better than the current managers but you need to remember that the more power you have, the more chances you have to screw things up for the little people.
Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.
It usually takes about 7 - 9 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The headless snowman unisex tank top ships from Austin, Texas.
Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.
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