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Escargot

#3: Escargot

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big "S" on each side of it. Now, whenever someone sees him zooming past in his new car, they say, "Hey, look at that s-car go!"
Got Whacked

#22: Got Whacked

A forest of Christmas trees with one stump. One tree asks, "Hey, what happened to Ed?" to which another responds, "He got whacked."
Addicted Eskimo #2

#55: Addicted Eskimo #2

An eskimo - pointing to a new freezer - sheepishly tries to explain the purchase to a polar bear, "What? it was on sale!"
Pi

#56: Pi

A frustrated female stick figure with a pony tail asks a human-sized letter pi, "It just never ends with you does it?"
Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."
My Job Sucks

#88: My Job Sucks

A roll of toilet paper says, "And you think your job sucks..."
Shark

#89: Shark

A man standing on the beach yelling, "Shark!" with a shark in the distance. Dramatic pause. The shark responds, "What?"
Snowmen and the Yellow Snow

#91: Snowmen and the Yellow Snow

Two snowmen are in a field of snow. The name "Bob" is written in the snow in pee with a little bit on the snowman on the right. The other snowman says, "Hey! Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a dog this time."
Free Range Children

#97: Free Range Children

Two witches standing around a cauldron. There is a cage in the background containing two children. One witch says to the other, "Oh sorry, but I only eat free-range children."
Eyes Scream

#99: Eyes Scream

Two eyeballs look at each other and scream.
Ice Scream

#100: Ice Scream

A cube of ice is melting into a puddle and screaming.
I Scream

#101: I Scream

The lower-case letter i screaming in a crazy, unhinged manner with the letters h and j looking on very freaked out and screaming.
The Grape Escape

#102: The Grape Escape

A refrigerator sits open. A cluster of grapes lays on the floor in front of the refrigerator exclaiming, "freedom!".
Koalafications

#113: Koalafications

The robot supervisor is interviewing a koala. The koala has climbed the back of the interviewing chair. Robot supervisor says, "We need a candidate with better koalafications."
Graveyard Dead Party

#125: Graveyard Dead Party

Two partial skeletons stick out of their graves in an old cemetery with numerous broken headstones, surrounded by a broken-down fence. One skeleton states to the other skeleton, "Man, this party's dead." A skeletal arm sticks out of another grave holding a red solo cup. Two ghosts (one wearing a baseball cap and the other in a party hat) chat unassumingly in the background.
Feeling A 'lil Gassy

#127: Feeling A 'lil Gassy

Two volcanoes are situated next to each other in the ocean. One has puffs of gas emitting from the caldera, and states, “I’ve been feeling a lil gassy lately.”
World Peas

#134: World Peas

Eight peas are depicted with different cultural headwear: Pharaoh, Asian conical hat, chonmage, plad trapper hat, fur hood, baseball cap, indian woman, and woman with sugar skull makeup.
You Make a Good Point

#146: You Make a Good Point

A pink eraser is chatting with a very sharp #2 pencil. The eraser says, "You do make a good point".