Fishing is really something, isn’t it? I know it’s a popular pastime for some but let’s just examine how brutal it is. To make fishing more relatable, let’s put you in the shoes of the prey. Imagine you’re just minding your own business one morning, just walking around enjoying your stroll. Suddenly you see a delicious and succulent sandwich laying in front of you. It’s wrapped up and clean, full of all the ingredients you love. And you just happen to be famished! This sandwich is a sight to behold so you go for it. You grab the meal, unwrap and start digging in. It’s delicious, better than you could have imagined, all that you wanted and — oh God, what’s happening? You’re suddenly being dragged to the heavens above where you’ll be unable to breathe for the few excruciating seconds before you are stabbed, skinned and feasted upon.
Yeah, fishing is rough huh? I am not trying to make any meat-eaters (or Long John Silvers employees) upset but try to remember the sacrifice that poor Nemo made the next time you enjoy some seafood.
There is a fishing hook dangling in the water with a note attached, "Kiss Me". A fish swims by and says, "Oh boy, a secret admirer."
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