Comic Archive

#131: Descended From Wolves

An old pug sits in a rocking chair with two pups at his feet. One pup is asleep. The old pug says, "Your great-great-great grandfather was a wolf!". The other pup exclaims, "Wow! We descended from wolves?" In a second panel, a dog stands majestically on a cliff looking over his domain while the moon hangs overhead - the dog has a wolf's body, a pug's face, and wags its tail furiously. The dog is labeled, "Derp."

#130: They Do Exist

An alien and a dragon encounter each other in a field. They both exclaim, "They do exist!"

#129: The New World

Five UFOs approach Earth from outer space. The aliens in the lead ship announce, “We’ve arrived! … to colonize The New World.” Two of the trailing ships exclaim, “So much excite!” and “I hear they have gourds!”.

#128: The Quacken

A person standing on a large cliff summons The Quacken, a large, monstrous, duck-headed octopus.

#127: Feeling A 'lil Gassy

Two volcanoes are situated next to each other in the ocean. One has puffs of gas emitting from the caldera, and states, “I’ve been feeling a lil gassy lately.”

#126: Eco Broom

A cleaning supply salesman holding on to a tiny hand duster gesturing overwhelmingly explains to a witch, "This is our eco-model: it uses 95% less wood and straw!" The background shows brooms under a "Classics" sign with a 50% off sticker, and vacuums sit under a "Latest Models" sign. Two little red eyes peer out of a dark mouse hole among the brooms.

#125: Graveyard Dead Party

Two partial skeletons stick out of their graves in an old cemetery with numerous broken headstones, surrounded by a broken-down fence. One skeleton states to the other skeleton, "Man, this party's dead." A skeletal arm sticks out of another grave holding a red solo cup. Two ghosts (one wearing a baseball cap and the other in a party hat) chat unassumingly in the background.

#124: The New Guy

A carved pumpkin suspiciously asks another carved pumpkin, "who's the new guy?" suggestively gesturing towards a butternut squash who has an overly excited, yet mindlessly blank smile on his face. The moon hangs in the background.

#123: Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

An elderly gentleman is being interviewed in Robot Manager's office. The Robot Manager says, "I'm sorry but I feel like you just don't have enough experience."

#122: The Moon Isn't Made of Cheese After All

Three panels each with a view of both the Earth and Moon from space. The first has the caption, "For many, many years we believed the moon was made of cheese." Two stick figures standing on the earth ponder, "It's prolly gorgonzola." and "Nope, definitely swiss." The second, "We finally went...only to find it was not made of cheese." with an astronaut standing on the moon exclaiming, "Y'all it's just dust!?" The final panel concludes, "We've never been back." with the two earth-bound stick figures turning their attention, "Mars looks cool." and "I wonder why it's red."