Comic Archive

#31: Sexy Nerd

A nerdy stick figure with glasses and a bowtie stands at the end of a bar. The bartender is serving a drink to a female stick figure saying, "Just keep 'em coming 'till that nerdy guy over there starts looking sexy."

#30: Never Thought

A stick figure sitting in a recliner reading newspaper advertisements exclaims, "What's this? Coupons for Rogaine, Bengay and Poligrip! ...oh, happy day!" "I've always dreaded this day."

#29: Negotiator

Two stick figures with one holding a megaphone stand by three other stick figures laying dead on the ground. "Some negotiator you are..."

#28: Fluffaholic

A stuffed bear sits among other stuffed animals, "Hello, my name is Brannan and I'm a fluffaholic." The other stuffed animals respond in unison, "Hi Brannan"

#27: Slow Interweb

There used to be a time, before fiber internet when you had to wait for online content to load.

#26: Subtitles Girls

People who need subtitles: girls. "Don't get me wrong. I like you...I just don't like-you like you; like, you know? I still love you and I want to be more than friends, but not too much more. I'm sure you understand." Translation: "...?"

#25: i V vi IV

A stick figure is holding a guitar in front of a microphone on stage. "Thank you! Thank you! And the title of this next song is, I V vi IV"

#24: Nair

A male stick figure walks out of the shower talking to a female stick figure who is sitting at a table, "That new NAIR shampoo smells disgusting!" The female stick figure responds, "Nair shampoo?" All of the male stick figure's hair falls onto the floor: "I'm going back to bed." The female stick figure notes sarcastically, "That's a good look for you."

#23: Swallow

A swallow looks at a coconut and asks, "Seriously?"

#22: Got Whacked

A forest of Christmas trees with one stump. One tree asks, "Hey, what happened to Ed?" to which another responds, "He got whacked."