taleas
a cute & quirky webcomic

Subtitles

Cowboy Subtitles

#14: Cowboy Subtitles

People who need subtitles: Texans. "Howdy y'all did y'all go to eat at that outfit over yonder?" Subtitle: "Hello have you eaten at the local diner?"
Subtitles Bad Drivers

#19: Subtitles Bad Drivers

People who need subtitles: Bad Drivers. A car. Translation: "Hello, I am about to cut you off...then slam on my breaks...without warning."
Subtitles Girls

#26: Subtitles Girls

People who need subtitles: girls. "Don't get me wrong. I like you...I just don't like-you like you; like, you know? I still love you and I want to be more than friends, but not too much more. I'm sure you understand." Translation: "...?"
Subtitles Computer Repairmen

#33: Subtitles Computer Repairmen

People who need subtitles: Computer Repairmen. "Yup. It's definitely the peta-giga-byte processor defragmentation USB chip. I'll have to C++ the SQL RAM." Subtitle: "I'm about to charge you $1,000 for nothing."