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Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

#1: Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

Two stick figures are flying in a paper airplane that is doing acrobatics. The passenger exclaims, "I'm gonna hurl!" to which the pilot calmly replies, "It's okay! I just wet myself." There is a visible urine stain under the pilot.
Paper Airplane is it Safe to Fly

#2: Paper Airplane is it Safe to Fly

A female passenger stick figure asks the pilot stick figure, "Is it safe?" to which a pilot wearing sunglasses responds, "enough".
Escargot

#3: Escargot

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big "S" on each side of it. Now, whenever someone sees him zooming past in his new car, they say, "Hey, look at that s-car go!"
Day In The Life of a Startup Programmer

#4: Day In The Life of a Startup Programmer

A stick-figure montage of "a day in the life of a programmer" with the programmer fighting a dragon, the programmer being attacked by zombies and finally an asteroid hurling towards the earth with the programmer exclaiming "Seriously!?".
Paper Airplane Crash

#18: Paper Airplane Crash

A stick figure sits in a crashed paper airplane that is stuck vertically in the ground exclaiming, "Seriously!?"
Captain Quantum Entanglement

#35: Captain Quantum Entanglement

A person is able to tickle Captain Quantum Entanglement from a distance. "Captain Quantum Entanglement's unfortunate weakness."
Why So Happy

#43: Why So Happy

A male stick figure asks a female stick figure, "Why are you so happy?" The female stick figure responds, "I just got a haircut." One half of the female stick figure's hair is cropped off.
Valentine Butt Cheeks

#47: Valentine Butt Cheeks

A stick figure holding a card in the shape of a heart with the word "MOM" upside down. "Every year it's the same thing, butt cheeks and the word WOW"
Memory Goes Second

#54: Memory Goes Second

A balding, elderly stick figure with a cane explains to a child, "When you grow old, your memory is always the second thing to go." "What's the first?" the child asks. After a long pause the elderly stick figure responds, "...the first what?"
Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."
Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

#83: Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

Yet again, Captain Quantum Entanglement almost saves the day. A robber is mugging a woman attempting to steal her purse saying, "Gimme your purse!". Unfortunately, Captain Quantum Entanglement is remotely entangled with the robber, and is also yelling "Gimme your purse".
Incorrect Magic Word

#90: Incorrect Magic Word

A purple-cloaked stick figure magician waves his magic wand over a magic top hat chanting, "abracadabra". The top hat responds, "Incorrect magic word, please try again." The magician, mildly confused, responds with "@[email protected]?"
You Are a Cutie Pi

#107: You Are a Cutie Pi

The letters U R A QT and the number Pi out to 31 digits.
Spam Bot

#111: Spam Bot

A giant robot with the general shape and color scheme of a can of Spam is chasing a group of three stick figures. One stick figure has apparently fallen and is exclaiming, "Oh God!".
The Cloud Crashes Again

#115: The Cloud Crashes Again

A cloud has apparently crashed into a field and is partially buried in the ground. Two stick figures look on, with one exclaiming, "Oh no, the cloud has crashed!" While the other laments, "...not again!"
You Too - Meal

#120: You Too - Meal

Two stick figures are sitting at a table with plates of sushi and chopsticks, the waiter stick figure says, "Enjoy your meal!" One of the seated stick figures responds, "you too...".
Eco Broom

#126: Eco Broom

A cleaning supply salesman holding on to a tiny hand duster gesturing overwhelmingly explains to a witch, "This is our eco-model: it uses 95% less wood and straw!" The background shows brooms under a "Classics" sign with a 50% off sticker, and vacuums sit under a "Latest Models" sign. Two little red eyes peer out of a dark mouse hole among the brooms.
How Fast is Too Fast?

#138: How Fast is Too Fast?

A stick figure is saddled-up on a rocket tells a bystander, "this baby can get me to the supermarket in 300 milliseconds". The bystander calls out, "nice!"