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Stick Figures

Captain Quantum Entanglement

#35: Captain Quantum Entanglement

A person is able to tickle Captain Quantum Entanglement from a distance. "Captain Quantum Entanglement's unfortunate weakness."
Why So Happy

#43: Why So Happy

A male stick figure asks a female stick figure, "Why are you so happy?" The female stick figure responds, "I just got a haircut." One half of the female stick figure's hair is cropped off.
Valentine Butt Cheeks

#47: Valentine Butt Cheeks

A stick figure holding a card in the shape of a heart with the word "MOM" upside down. "Every year it's the same thing, butt cheeks and the word WOW"
Memory Goes Second

#54: Memory Goes Second

A balding, elderly stick figure with a cane explains to a child, "When you grow old, your memory is always the second thing to go." "What's the first?" the child asks. After a long pause the elderly stick figure responds, "...the first what?"
Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."
Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

#83: Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

Yet again, Captain Quantum Entanglement almost saves the day. A robber is mugging a woman attempting to steal her purse saying, "Gimme your purse!". Unfortunately, Captain Quantum Entanglement is remotely entangled with the robber, and is also yelling "Gimme your purse".
Incorrect Magic Word

#90: Incorrect Magic Word

A purple-cloaked stick figure magician waves his magic wand over a magic top hat chanting, "abracadabra". The top hat responds, "Incorrect magic word, please try again." The magician, mildly confused, responds with "@bracAd4br@?"
You Are a Cutie Pi

#107: You Are a Cutie Pi

The letters U R A QT and the number Pi out to 31 digits.
The Cloud Crashes Again

#115: The Cloud Crashes Again

A cloud has apparently crashed into a field and is partially buried in the ground. Two stick figures look on, with one exclaiming, "Oh no, the cloud has crashed!" While the other laments, "...not again!"
We Ain't Alone, Y'all

#116: We Ain't Alone, Y'all

A cowboy wearing a cowboy hat stands in a pasture while 5 UFOs enter the frame. The cowboy calmly states, "I feel like we ain't alone, y'all."
You Too - Meal

#120: You Too - Meal

Two stick figures are sitting at a table with plates of sushi and chopsticks, the waiter stick figure says, "Enjoy your meal!" One of the seated stick figures responds, "you too...".