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Witch Unisex Zip Hoodie Small black
Witch Unisex Zip Hoodie
Witch Unisex Zip Hoodie Small black

#97: Witch Unisex Zip Hoodie black Small

$29.99

S M L XL 2XL
  • Expertly made from 80% strong cotton, which will last a long time and won’t fall apart after a single season
  • This hoodie comes in multiple sizes from extra small to double XL, suitable for people of all shapes and sizes and builds
  • Created with long-lasting comfort and supreme breathability, making it perfect for any weatherNot all witches are scary and haunting. In fact, some are quite cute. Our Taleas witch is definitely more the latter than the former. Bright, colorful, unique, and truly different, there really isn’t anything like this custom-made ghoul.

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.


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Witch Unisex Zip Hoodie Social
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Witch Unisex Zip Hoodie Social

Fly, my pretties! Fly! Witches of the world unite! This amazing, colorful, fun design from Taleas shows all the amazing (ugly) beauty of witches. Wear this design during Halloween - or really any time of the year.

This sweater is made from only the best cotton and polyester. Created with front pockets and a nice, exposed YKK zipper, you have never known snug comfort like this.

Based on Comic #97: Free Range Children

Two witches standing around a cauldron. There is a cage in the background containing two children. One witch says to the other, "Oh sorry, but I only eat free-range children."

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The Story Behind #97: Free Range Children

The phrase “witch hunt” isn’t nearly as frightening as it once was. Seriously, witch hunts are no joke. From 1450 to 1750, it is estimated that there were 35,000 to 100,000 executions all over the world because of witch accusations. Of course Americans are familiar with the Salem Witch Trials but there are many more instances of witch convictions, ranging from locations like Africa to Italy to Nepal.

There was a time when witches were blamed for everything. Bad crop season? Well, that was obviously caused by a witch. Plague? Sounds like a witch to me. Bad weather? Witch, duh. You have to remember that in Early Modern Europe and Colonial America, there were a whole slew of nasty problems nagging people. And, wouldn’t you know it, every problem could be blamed on a witch. Scores and scores of innocent people were killed because of a lack of knowledge and an excess of superstition.

Witches gradually made the transformation from something fearsome and unknown to something fun and kooky (thanks a lot, Hocus Pocus) but the fact remains that the era of witch hunts was a scary and dangerous time for many. Luckily things have gotten much safer for Sabrina, Glinda and the rest of the coven.


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The Story Behind taleas Hoodies

No matter if you're young or old, living in Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon, enjoying a cold winter night or a beautiful spring day, you can always use a hoodie!

There is something truly universal and always appealing about the hoodie. It's become a staple of just about every type of personality and fashion sense. For decades now, people have relied on hoodies to feel great and comfortable - and always hip - in any number of situations. That's why I am so excited to introduce the Taleas hoodie. With this comfy creation straight from Taleas laboratories in Austin, Texas, fans of original and creative humor will be able to feel great while supporting independent art.

Yes, each Taleas hoodie includes some of the hilarious, one of a kind artwork that has come to define our special, intelligent, quirky web comic. However, there is a lot more to these soft, pleasant pieces of clothing than just that. Each one is crafted with only the softest, most excellent cotton and terrific materials. This guarantees that none of our hoodies are going to fall apart any time soon. Take them out in the sun, the wind, the rain - they'll hold up and they'll continue to look out-of-this-world great for years to come.

And don't forget about the drawcords! A hoodie is only as good as its drawcords, right? Don't worry, you're going to get only the best with these hoodies. Pull the strings tight and enjoy the comfort of being bundled up against the elements - while showcasing the very best of Taleas!


Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my rad new witch unisex zip hoodie?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The witch unisex zip hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yep! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Send me a message at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.