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Warm Hand of Death Postcard 4X6 white
Warm Hand of Death Postcard
Warm Hand of Death Postcard 4X6 white
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#57: Warm Hand of Death Postcard white 4X6


  • Printed on high-quality matte white card stock
  • Approximately 4" by 6"
  • Perfect to put a smile on someone's face
  • More personal than email
  • Way cheaper than flying

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.

Postcards are the perfect way to send friends and family a note to let them know that you're thinkin' about them!

Based on Comic #57: Warm Hand of Death

Two lobsters are chatting in a small lobster tank. One lobster asks the other, "You ever get the feeling that some day the warm hand of death will come down and scoop you away?"

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The Story Behind #57: Warm Hand of Death

I have never understood the original appeal of eating lobster. Seriously, who was the first person that saw one and thought, “YUM! Let’s eat this!” First of all, they look like giant sea spiders, with their spindly little legs and their creepy eyes. Secondly, they aren’t easy to catch - so they’re not cheap. Going out for lobster is an expensive affair. Then again, it’s not a food you want to go cheap on. Buying cheap lobster sounds like food poisoning waiting to happen.

But perhaps the biggest hang-up I have about eating lobster is the difficulty level. Eating lobster is hard! Hard and messy. You have to put a bib on because that sucker is going to get everywhere, lobster guts will be flying in no time. You have to break through the lobster’s shell to get to its meat and the whole affair is strenuous and challenging. How many other foods require a little tool to eat it? Eating should be relaxing and fun but eating lobster is like solving a Rubik's Cube: it’s hard, it takes too long and it leaves you exhausted!

The Story Behind taleas Postcards

Is there any better way to reach out to someone than a postcard?

Sure, they're old-fashioned and, yes, so few people use them now-a-days but there is really something very personal and heart-warming about receiving a postcard. The thought of someone you care about sitting down, writing out their thoughts to you on, and then dropping it in the mail to find you? How can you not love the idea of that!

And how can you not love the idea of Taleas postcards? With this colorful, fun, unique selection of postcards, you not only get a terrific way to reach out to those you care about, no matter where they reside, but you also get a wonderful assortment of bright and playful and fun pieces of art that you really can't find anywhere else on the web.

Each postcard is crafted for the perfect size, made with thick, durable paper, and also is incredibly affordable too. Created with high-quality white matte stock and brilliantly bright colors that don't fade, they are a wonderful way to touch bases with those you care about.

But if you are just looking for a great way to decorate your office, living space, dorm, or room, these Taleas postcards are also ideal for you. Because they won't or fall apart quickly, they will look great lining the walls of practically any room you want to spruce up. Does your office or bedroom need a little boost of quirky humor and character? We've got you covered with the Taleas postcard.

Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my awesome new warm hand of death postcard?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship postcards. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.

📦 Where does taleas ship postcards from?

The warm hand of death postcard ships from Oakhurst, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every item that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.