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Hippos are actually one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. They are big and lumburous but, in water, they are fast and lethal. But they're also so darn cute! We can't blame you for wanting to hug one. You'll especially want to hug this Taleas Toy Hippo. It's so adorable - and not at all deadly! We have all had points in our lives when we feel heavier than we'd like to be. Maybe we have put on a few pounds after the holidays (I'm looking at your, Thanksgiving!) or we haven't been to the gym often or we just packed on an extra few because it's cold outside and we have been hibernating. But even on our worst days, we don't come close to a hippo. I know it's rude to talk about someone's weight but a hippo can often weight up to four tons! And even the lightest hippo usually weighs about 1.5 tons. That's...a lot of weight. Yet, they can still move through the water like a smooth, dangerous assassin. Their size doesn't define them! Now, while you should never go swimming with a hippo, you also shouldn't view them as blood-thirsty monsters. That's because they are generally herbivores and love munching on greens. That's right, they'll only do damage to humans if they are feeling threatened. So they like to swim alone. Can you blame them for that? You won't be thinking of their constant danger and unparalleled power when admiring this Taleas toy hippo. With his big mouth and cute little teeth and stumpy little legs you'll be ohhhhhing and awwwwing nonstop. Just don't too close!
High quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers. Super duper stickerish...uh, stickery? Perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and taleas.
There was a time when stickers were only for children. Well, guess what? Those days are long-gone. If you want to be modern and in-the-know, you need stickers. More specifically, you need Taleas stickers!
I offer only the highest-quality kiss-cut, vinyl decal stickers, made right here in Austin, Texas. Are these stickers even cooler because they're made in the American capital of cool? Well, that's kind of undeniable.
They're all made with expert detail, bright colors that don't fade, and only the best materials. They're fun to look at, eye-catching and super duper stickerish.
These Taleas originals are all perfect to stick on to phone cases, laptops, children, books, journals, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, your parent's refrigerator, transparent windows, your enemies' walls, skateboard decks, ugly cars, cute cars, bumpers - maybe, motorcycle helmets, bicycle helmets, roller skating helmets, water bottles, adult beverage bottles, computers, or whatever else you own that desperately needs a dose of cute and adorable and quirky and funny and Taleas.
The bottom line is this: it doesn't matter where you stick these stickers. Wherever they go, they are going to draw attention. And since they're Taleas originals, you know they'll get people chuckling. In fact, you might gain a few new friends because of these stickers. I'm happy to help! However, do me a favor: if someone says "your sticker is so funny!" just reply, "Oh, I know. I got it from my favorite web comic, Taleas!" Also, maybe pass along the URL too. Heck, if you want to print out a few business cards and just hand those out, it couldn't hurt either.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship stickers. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The toy hippo sticker ships from Austin, Texas.
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