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Toy Hippo Ladies' Racerback Tank Extra Large vintage-royal
Toy Hippo Ladies' Racerback Tank
Toy Hippo Ladies' Racerback Tank Extra Large vintage-royal

Toy Hippo Ladies' Racerback Tank vintage-royal Extra Large

$21.99

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  • A hippo can smash an entire watermelon with just one chomp of its mouth. Who needs that sort of mess? With this Taleas original, you get the wonderful look of a hippo without the sticky aftermath of a meal. Heck, you can even take this hippo into water just like the real thing. Whether on land or in the pool, this design will look great.

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.

Hippos are actually one of the most dangerous animals on the planet. They are big and lumburous but, in water, they are fast and lethal. But they're also so darn cute! We can't blame you for wanting to hug one. You'll especially want to hug this Taleas Toy Hippo. It's so adorable - and not at all deadly! We have all had points in our lives when we feel heavier than we'd like to be. Maybe we have put on a few pounds after the holidays (I'm looking at your, Thanksgiving!) or we haven't been to the gym often or we just packed on an extra few because it's cold outside and we have been hibernating. But even on our worst days, we don't come close to a hippo. I know it's rude to talk about someone's weight but a hippo can often weight up to four tons! And even the lightest hippo usually weighs about 1.5 tons. That's...a lot of weight. Yet, they can still move through the water like a smooth, dangerous assassin. Their size doesn't define them! Now, while you should never go swimming with a hippo, you also shouldn't view them as blood-thirsty monsters. That's because they are generally herbivores and love munching on greens. That's right, they'll only do damage to humans if they are feeling threatened. So they like to swim alone. Can you blame them for that? You won't be thinking of their constant danger and unparalleled power when admiring this Taleas toy hippo. With his big mouth and cute little teeth and stumpy little legs you'll be ohhhhhing and awwwwing nonstop. Just don't too close!


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my rad new toy hippo ladies' racerback tank?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.

📦 Where does taleas ship tank-tops from?

The toy hippo ladies' racerback tank ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yep! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Send me a message at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.