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This cute little butternut squash might not make a great jack-o-lantern but, hey, at least he's trying! The New Guy design is a great Taleas original that is cute, festive, and fun. It will definitely put a smile on the face of anyone who sees it. That's good news, even if the smile isn't as bright as The New Guy's.
Illustrated by EEK.
Halloween is, by far, my favorite holiday. It has so many elements that stimulate my 'lil brain: a long, twisted history that involves Irish folktales, Celtic festivals, The Roman Catholic Church co-opting holidays, and the paranormal!
Interestingly, the Irish tale ends with Stingy Jack carrying a lantern carved from a turnip, wandering the lovely Irish countryside for the rest of eternity. In Ireland and Scotland, people made their own version of Jack’s lantern by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing the lanterns near doors to scare away good ol' Jack. I'm not totally sure why they wouldn't want him around, he seems like he'd be a hoot at parties. As the Irish and Scottish migrated to the United States, they quickly found that pumpkins, a fruit native to the Americas, make perfect jack-o’-lanterns. 🎃
No wardrobe is complete without a solid collection of some good high-quality graphic tee shirts.
It doesn't matter if you going out for a night on the town, staying indoors and gorging on pizza and video games, working out, or doing chores - tee shirts just make you feel comfortable and cool. There is a reason why so many people wear them - they're perhaps the most important part of any outfit. Well, aside from pants. You probably should wear pants everyday. And, if you don't, that's totally your choice! But keep in mind, I take no responsibility!
If you want to feel comfortable and cool and look great too, you need these Taleas original tees. Why? Because not only are these shirts made with only the finest fabric and material, but they are also emblazoned with the one-of-a-kind art and humor that you can only find from this kooky, goofy little web comic you love so much. I have taken great pains to make sure that each of these tees have the very best from the extensive Taleas catalog. While great pride and love is felt for all of the comics on our page, I have selected only the very best for this line of tee shirts. So you can rest assured that you will be feeling truly great in these shirts and also looking incredible too. And you will also be looking intelligent and funny too. But I mean funny in the best ways possible, of course.
Is your outfit lacking that one missing piece that will make it all come together? Well, look no further - Taleas has you covered.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tees. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
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The the new guy ladies' boyfriend tee ships from Austin, Texas.
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