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Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie Medium midnight-navy
Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie
Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie Medium midnight-navy

#36: Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie midnight-navy Medium

$28.99

S M L XL 2XL
  • Comes with a enduring front pouch pocket, perfect for carrying an expensive smartphone, valuable wallet or any vital accessory
  • A strong mix of cotton and polyester, with a 100% cotton face
  • Comes with a tearaway label because itchy jackets suck
  • Natural-colored and strong drawcords to help fight the elementsSnails might be slow but they sure do try hard. Celebrate the strength of the snail with this cute little gastropod straight from the brilliant minds of Taleas.

Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.


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Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
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Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social
Snail Unisex Pullover Hoodie Social

Slow and steady wins the race, right? That's what this cute little Taleas snail says. And now you can carry that can-do spirit with you everywhere you go thanks to this Snail illustration. You can do it...even if you don't do it quickly!

Made by Next Level, this comfy and cozy Santa Cruz hoodie is crafted with a 100% cotton face and a nice mixture of both cotton and premium polyester. With durable and natural drawcords and an ample front pocket, you'll be feeling good and looking good while wearing this.

Based on Comic #36: Happened so Fast

A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

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The Story Behind #36: Happened so Fast

If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.

While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.


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The Story Behind taleas Hoodies

No matter if you're young or old, living in Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon, enjoying a cold winter night or a beautiful spring day, you can always use a hoodie!

There is something truly universal and always appealing about the hoodie. It's become a staple of just about every type of personality and fashion sense. For decades now, people have relied on hoodies to feel great and comfortable - and always hip - in any number of situations. That's why I am so excited to introduce the Taleas hoodie. With this comfy creation straight from Taleas laboratories in Austin, Texas, fans of original and creative humor will be able to feel great while supporting independent art.

Yes, each Taleas hoodie includes some of the hilarious, one of a kind artwork that has come to define our special, intelligent, quirky web comic. However, there is a lot more to these soft, pleasant pieces of clothing than just that. Each one is crafted with only the softest, most excellent cotton and terrific materials. This guarantees that none of our hoodies are going to fall apart any time soon. Take them out in the sun, the wind, the rain - they'll hold up and they'll continue to look out-of-this-world great for years to come.

And don't forget about the drawcords! A hoodie is only as good as its drawcords, right? Don't worry, you're going to get only the best with these hoodies. Pull the strings tight and enjoy the comfort of being bundled up against the elements - while showcasing the very best of Taleas!


Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my rad new snail unisex pullover hoodie?

It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The snail unisex pullover hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yep! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Send me a message at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.