Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.
Slow and steady wins the race, right? That's what this cute little Taleas snail says. And now you can carry that can-do spirit with you everywhere you go thanks to this Snail illustration. You can do it...even if you don't do it quickly!
If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.
While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.
No wardrobe is complete without a solid collection of some good high-quality graphic tee shirts.
It doesn't matter if you going out for a night on the town, staying indoors and gorging on pizza and video games, working out, or doing chores - tee shirts just make you feel comfortable and cool. There is a reason why so many people wear them - they're perhaps the most important part of any outfit. Well, aside from pants. You probably should wear pants everyday. And, if you don't, that's totally your choice! But keep in mind, I take no responsibility!
If you want to feel comfortable and cool and look great too, you need these Taleas original tees. Why? Because not only are these shirts made with only the finest fabric and material, but they are also emblazoned with the one-of-a-kind art and humor that you can only find from this kooky, goofy little web comic you love so much. I have taken great pains to make sure that each of these tees have the very best from the extensive Taleas catalog. While great pride and love is felt for all of the comics on our page, I have selected only the very best for this line of tee shirts. So you can rest assured that you will be feeling truly great in these shirts and also looking incredible too. And you will also be looking intelligent and funny too. But I mean funny in the best ways possible, of course.
Is your outfit lacking that one missing piece that will make it all come together? Well, look no further - Taleas has you covered.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tees. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The snail toddler raglan tee ships from Austin, Texas.
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