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#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed Newsprint

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  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."

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The Story Behind #82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

Poop stories. Everyone has a poop story, either directly involving them or someone they know. Fortunately for me, unlike our poor elderly gentleman, I don't have any stories about accidentally taking a laxative and a sleeping pill simultaneously.


A large chunk of taleas’ products are hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.


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Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

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