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#84: Secret Admirer Newsprint

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  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
There is a fishing hook dangling in the water with a note attached, "Kiss Me". A fish swims by and says, "Oh boy, a secret admirer."

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The Story Behind #84: Secret Admirer

Fishing is really something, isn’t it? I know it’s a popular pastime for some but let’s just examine how brutal it is. To make fishing more relatable, let’s put you in the shoes of the prey. Imagine you’re just minding your own business one morning, just walking around enjoying your stroll. Suddenly you see a delicious and succulent sandwich laying in front of you. It’s wrapped up and clean, full of all the ingredients you love. And you just happen to be famished! This sandwich is a sight to behold so you go for it. You grab the meal, unwrap and start digging in. It’s delicious, better than you could have imagined, all that you wanted and — oh God, what’s happening? You’re suddenly being dragged to the heavens above where you’ll be unable to breathe for the few excruciating seconds before you are stabbed, skinned and feasted upon.

Yeah, fishing is rough huh? I am not trying to make any meat-eaters (or Long John Silvers employees) upset but try to remember the sacrifice that poor Nemo made the next time you enjoy some seafood.


A large chunk of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.


Frequently Asked Questions

How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Definitely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue taken care of.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.