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#3: Escargot Postcard

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  • Printed on high-quality matte white paper 📜
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to put a smile on someone's face 😁
  • Buy more and save! 💰
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big "S" on each side of it. Now, whenever someone sees him zooming past in his new car, they say, "Hey, look at that s-car go!"

Dad jokes: people love to hate on them, but we all secretly laugh at them. My first memory of this joke is from Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd.



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A large part of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.


Frequently Asked Questions

How much does shipping cost?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Absolutely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue fixed up.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Ping me at hello@taleas.com. I design every piece of merch that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.