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Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Extra Large midnight-navy
Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie
Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Extra Large midnight-navy

Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie midnight-navy Extra Large

$29.99

S M L XL 2XL
  • Expertly made from 80% strong cotton, which will last a long time and won’t fall apart after a single season
  • This hoodie comes in multiple sizes from extra small to double XL, suitable for people of all shapes and sizes and builds
  • Created with long-lasting comfort and supreme breathability, making it perfect for any weather

Please allow 4 - 6 business days for shipment.


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Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Social
Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Social
Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Social
Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Social
Headless Snowman Unisex Zip Hoodie Social

Creating a snowman is really like playing God and you don't need to be a genius to know just how complicated that can be.

There are quite a few science fiction stories that showcase the downfalls of taking on the role of a deity. Heck, The Twilight Zone did it a few times and even The Simpsons tried their hand at it too. While playing God sure can feel good it will surely lead to something bad happening...usually to the poor souls who look to you like a higher power.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely and who has more power than a God? That's just another way of saying that, after awhile, anyone who has ultimate power will eventually lose hold of their soul and humanity and make some serious, irreversible mistakes.

Luckily, some of us are horribly insecure and have low self-worth so the idea of us trying to be a God is far-fetched to say the least. Take me for example, I don't even like the weight on my shoulders when I have to call in a pizza order! I can't imagine the added pressure of running a whole civilization.

Playing God only leads to situations like the one our poor Taleas snowman finds himself in: he's lost his dang head and there is no one looking out for him. Mistakes have been made and someone - someone holy - should be blamed!

There are time when you might feel like you might be able to run things better than the current managers but you need to remember that the more power you have, the more chances you have to screw things up for the little people.

This sweater is made from only the best cotton and polyester. Created with front pockets and a nice, exposed YKK zipper, you have never known snug comfort like this.


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Frequently Asked Questions

⏱ How long will it take to ship my cool new headless snowman unisex zip hoodie?

It usually takes about 4 - 6 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.

💰 How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.

📦 Where does taleas ship hoodies from?

The headless snowman unisex zip hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.

🪃 Is there a return policy?

Yup! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue taken care of.

🤔 What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every product that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.