Please allow 2 - 4 business days for shipment.
Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.
This sweater is made from only the best cotton and polyester. Created with front pockets and a nice, exposed YKK zipper, you have never known snug comfort like this.
If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.
While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.
No matter if you're young or old, living in Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon, enjoying a cold winter night or a beautiful spring day, you can always use a hoodie!
There is something truly universal and always appealing about the hoodie. It's become a staple of just about every type of personality and fashion sense. For decades now, people have relied on hoodies to feel great and comfortable - and always hip - in any number of situations. That's why I am so excited to introduce the Taleas hoodie. With this comfy creation straight from Taleas laboratories in Austin, Texas, fans of original and creative humor will be able to feel great while supporting independent art.
Yes, each Taleas hoodie includes some of the hilarious, one of a kind artwork that has come to define our special, intelligent, quirky web comic. However, there is a lot more to these soft, pleasant pieces of clothing than just that. Each one is crafted with only the softest, most excellent cotton and terrific materials. This guarantees that none of our hoodies are going to fall apart any time soon. Take them out in the sun, the wind, the rain - they'll hold up and they'll continue to look out-of-this-world great for years to come.
And don't forget about the drawcords! A hoodie is only as good as its drawcords, right? Don't worry, you're going to get only the best with these hoodies. Pull the strings tight and enjoy the comfort of being bundled up against the elements - while showcasing the very best of Taleas!
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The happened so fast unisex zip hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.
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