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Accidents can happen in the blink of an eye. That's exactly what's going on here in this hilarious design straight from the Taleas vault. Here is a great reminder to slow down and live life at a comfortable pace.
Not everyone can pull off a jersey tank top but some people can and those lucky enough to rock this look should definitely wear this one straight from the geniuses at American Apparel. It fits but it's never too tight and it's made with 100% cotton thread with a double-satin razor label. In other words, this thing is incredibly comfortable and looks great too.
If you have a garden you know the never-ending struggle with slugs and snails. In keeping with my no-kill policy, I've had to re-home quite a few of these slow little critters. Maybe I'm weird, but I actually enjoy watching snails creep their way across the sidewalk or slither down an aloe leaf.
While generally pretty small - typically only an inch or two - snails have some pretty cool attributes: like, did you know that some species have up to 20,000 teeth! No joke! Imagine having to clean all of those tiny little teeth. It may come as no surprise that snails need moisture to survive, and when in danger of drying out they can sleep for up to three years in order to survive. And, as gross as this may seem, humans all over the world consider snail as a food source. I wish I were there to see the first person think, "hmm, I wonder what that snail would taste like?" I'm not going to lie, my wife and I have eaten sea snail - not as terrible as you'd think.
Wearing a tank top is always cause for celebration because that must mean the weather is nice and comfortable and it's time to enjoy the warmth and the sun.
Yes, tank tops means days spent lounging on the beach or in a hammock or doing some laid back and relaxing. Mai Tai, anyone?
But do you know what's even better than a regular tank top? Why, a Taleas tank top of course!
Wait, did you see that coming? Was the answer too obvious?
But seriously, a Taleas tank top is exactly what your wardrobe needs and it has the ability to make any fun in the sun even more fun. That's because these wonderful clothing items are 100% cotton and created with only the very best materials and craftsmanship. Additionally, they are unisex so anyone can wear any of these! They come in various sizes with eye-popping color and will not fade, wear or tear any time soon.
Original Taleas art looks downright terrific on these tanks, it really will catch the eye of anyone walking by. If you want to turn heads with your outfits (and I know you do), these tank tops are a great way to do that. No matter which piece you purchase, the tank tops will definitely turn some heads and get people talking.
No matter your body size or style, these tank tops are exactly what your closet needs. You can wear them to bed, you can wear them to the gym, you can wear them to the lake or you can wear them in the winter if you're feeling really brave. No matter how you wear them, we guarantee they will look and feel truly terrific.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tank-tops. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The happened so fast unisex tank top ships from Austin, Texas.
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