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Event Horizon Newsprint Regular Newsprint
Event Horizon Newsprint Regular Newsprint

#32: Event Horizon Newsprint Newsprint Regular

$0.33

  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
El Paso city limit sign with the words "city limits" crossed out, replaced with "event horizon".

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The Story Behind #32: Event Horizon

It seems that no matter where you’re from, someone always needs to “get outta here.” You can live in the biggest city on Earth or the smallest podunk berg on the map and you’ll still find a good deal of people who are dying to escape. Everyone is living in a Bruce Springsteen song, yearning to break the chains of the town they grew up in and never look back.

But it seems that a lot of people never leave. And, oddly enough, a lot of people come back to the same suffocating surroundings they swore they’d never come back to. It’s humorous to me how many people end up in the exact same place they vowed to escape from. What keeps people in place or keeps them coming back? Is it familiarity? The ease of just coasting along in a place you know so well? Whatever the reason, hometowns seem to be like a Ferris wheel: no matter what, a lot of people come right back to where they started.


A big part of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.


Frequently Asked Questions

How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Absolutely! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives defective please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Message me at hello@taleas.com. I design every piece of merch that I sell and am happy to answer any questions that you have.