Funny story time! I was on a movie date when I sat in urine - yes human urine - in the theater seat. Horrified, I ran out of the theater, quickly flagged down the manager and squished my way to the restroom. The manager brought me some t-shirts to, I guess, replace my outfit, which I used to cover the driver seat to my car. When I arrived home, I quickly threw my clothes in the wash and jumped in the shower. No amount of soap can wash off another human's pee. After my shower I wanted to text my date to let her know I was headed back to the theater, but I could not find my phone...wait, it was in the pocket of my pants. The pants I had put into the washing machine. I had washed my brand new iPhone.
A large chunk of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.
Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.
Totes! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothes. If the product arrives busted please email us at email@example.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get the issue fixed up.
All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!
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