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Checklist Newsprint Regular Newsprint
Checklist Newsprint Regular Newsprint

#21: Checklist Newsprint

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  • Printed on real newsprint 📰
  • Approximately 4" by 3" 📏
  • Perfect to stick on the fridge
A male stick figure approaches a female stick figure at a bar with the line, "Hey there...". The female stick figure cuts him off by handing him a sheet of paper with the questions, "what is your name?", "what is your age", "what is your highest level of education", "have you ever cheated?", "do you have kids?", "are you a douchebag?". The male stick figure walks away.

Thanks to the rise of dating websites, a lot of the unpredictability of finding a mate has been taken away. The whole procedure has become so structured now. You fill out a questionnaire, you upload your best picture, you list your likes and dislikes. You even post your height, weight and eye color. Finding a partner to ask out is like ordering a pizza, you can now find a custom fit.

On one hand, that’s great. It makes dating easier and it ensures that people can land the match they’re looking for. But it takes some of the adventure and liveliness out of dating. You don’t get to discover your partner as spontaneously, you don’t get as many (hopefully good) surprises. The randomness of courtship is gone, replaced with a process that feels a lot like taking a standardized test.



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A big part of taleas’ merch is hand made, hand printed, hand stitched, hand sewn, hand glued or some combination of the above in Austin, Texas. I have a strong passion for solid business ethics, scalability, sustainability, and repeatability, and all of these drive the quality of products that I offer.


Frequently Asked Questions

How much is shipping?

Free for U.S. domestic orders over $50. Typically $2 - $7 for smaller domestic orders. You can check out our shipping policies here.

Is there a return policy?

Yup! 30 days for undamaged paper goods and unworn/unwashed clothing. If the product arrives busted please email us at hello@taleas.com or give us a call at 1-833-580-0600 so we can get your issue resolved.

Where will my order ship from?

All orders are made in and shipped from Austin, Texas - yee haw!

What if I have more questions?

Email me at hello@taleas.com. I design every piece of merch that I sell and am delighted to answer any questions that you have.