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Make no mistake: the chili pepper is yummy. In fact, it's downright delicious. But it will make you work for its savory, mouth-watering goodness. Eating chili peppers isn't always the most pleasant experience ever but, hey, at least it'll always provide a story!
Have you ever heard of the Scoville Scale? This is the way that experts (yes, there are pepper experts) rate just how how and spicy a chili pepper is. It's heavily influenced by the amount of Capsaicin in the pepper. As we all know, Capsaicin is the chemical responsible for the spicy sensation within a pepper.
The hottest pepper known to Earth is the Carolina Reaper, which comes in at a whopping 2,200,000 SHU (the unit that the Scoville Scale is measured). That's ridiculously, dangerously hot. The Carolina Reaper is so hot, in fact, that it's about 200 times hotter than a typical jalapeño. It's been known to cause people to pass out from the heat and literally head to the hospital because of the impact it has on the human tongue.
Have you ever heard of a food that can be so damaging? With so much dangerous coming from the chili pepper, you can understand why people avoid it like the plague. But that's giving chili peppers a bad rap! They're actually incredible...and incredibly misunderstood. Just take a look at this original Taleas chili pepper - he's downright adorable! He wouldn't hurt you! He'd never harm your tongue. Take a look at those eyes and that cute little smile! How can you say no to this chili pepper?
It's a trick - you can't!
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If you want to feel comfortable and cool and look great too, you need these Taleas original tees. Why? Because not only are these shirts made with only the finest fabric and material, but they are also emblazoned with the one-of-a-kind art and humor that you can only find from this kooky, goofy little web comic you love so much. I have taken great pains to make sure that each of these tees have the very best from the extensive Taleas catalog. While great pride and love is felt for all of the comics on our page, I have selected only the very best for this line of tee shirts. So you can rest assured that you will be feeling truly great in these shirts and also looking incredible too. And you will also be looking intelligent and funny too. But I mean funny in the best ways possible, of course.
Is your outfit lacking that one missing piece that will make it all come together? Well, look no further - Taleas has you covered.
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship tees. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
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The chili pepper unisex tee ships from Austin, Texas.
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