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The skull is something that everyone needs. We need it because it keeps our brain safe and secure and we need it because, well, it looks darn cool on clothing and decorations. Behold, the Taleas American Traditional Skull. It’s better look than the one you have in your head - and thankfully not as fragile.
It's really wild to think about the human skull. You probably don't do it often because, unlike us, you're normal but the skull is a pretty crazy thing. It's like a storage case for the brain and, because of that, it's very important. You definitely don't want to do damage to the skull or hurt the contents inside. It's like an inexpensive but valuable briefcase for the brain.
People have been using skulls as an influence on art for generations now. Some artists employ them to remind us of our impending mortality, which is called a Memento Mori. Others do it because skulls are not considered creepy (think of all the plastic skulls sold in the Halloween season) and others like to put skulls in art because, well, they're just downright cool.
Here at Taleas, we made our very own original skull for all three reasons. There is something downright engaging about the skull and, yes, it just looks darn cool too.
This Taleas skull looks the coolest, in fact. Created in the American old school style that you see in so many tattoos, the Taleas skull will send a shiver down your spine will but will also remind you of how neat this artistic motiff is.
This sweater is made from only the best cotton and polyester. Created with front pockets and a nice, exposed YKK zipper, you have never known snug comfort like this.
No matter if you're young or old, living in Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon, enjoying a cold winter night or a beautiful spring day, you can always use a hoodie!
There is something truly universal and always appealing about the hoodie. It's become a staple of just about every type of personality and fashion sense. For decades now, people have relied on hoodies to feel great and comfortable - and always hip - in any number of situations. That's why I am so excited to introduce the Taleas hoodie. With this comfy creation straight from Taleas laboratories in Austin, Texas, fans of original and creative humor will be able to feel great while supporting independent art.
Yes, each Taleas hoodie includes some of the hilarious, one of a kind artwork that has come to define our special, intelligent, quirky web comic. However, there is a lot more to these soft, pleasant pieces of clothing than just that. Each one is crafted with only the softest, most excellent cotton and terrific materials. This guarantees that none of our hoodies are going to fall apart any time soon. Take them out in the sun, the wind, the rain - they'll hold up and they'll continue to look out-of-this-world great for years to come.
And don't forget about the drawcords! A hoodie is only as good as its drawcords, right? Don't worry, you're going to get only the best with these hoodies. Pull the strings tight and enjoy the comfort of being bundled up against the elements - while showcasing the very best of Taleas!
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The american traditional skull unisex zip hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.
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