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What’s better than a rose? A Taleas original rose. With vibrant color and beautiful detail, this is a rose truly unlike any other. Plus, you can still enjoy this flower even if you have allergies. No fear, the Taleas American Traditional Rose won’t make you sneeze...but it will make you smile.
William Shakespeare (ever heard of him?) once said that "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet" which is, of course, beautifully poetic but also a sign of just how much people really love roses.
They do! All over the world, there are few things as powerful and sentimental as a rose. Roses are actually one of the oldest flowers in the world, having been discovered in fossils that date back up to 35 million years ago. Even back then people were in love with these transcendent works of nature.
Roses aren't just pretty to look at either. Millions of perfumes include the scent of real roses and authentic rose oil can cost a fortune these days. But if you're looking for sustenance, you can count on roses for that too. Yes, rose can be eaten and are often added to jellies or jams in Indian and Chinese dishes. They can also be added to cocktails and other drinks if you're looking to add a floral and savory kick to a night at the bar.
While you sadly can't smell or eat this Taleas rose, you sure can admire it. It looks just like the real thing with its gorgeous deep red and soft, stunning pedals. And don't worry, no matter what Shakespeare said we won't be changing the name of it.
This sweater is made from only the best cotton and polyester. Created with front pockets and a nice, exposed YKK zipper, you have never known snug comfort like this.
No matter if you're young or old, living in Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon, enjoying a cold winter night or a beautiful spring day, you can always use a hoodie!
There is something truly universal and always appealing about the hoodie. It's become a staple of just about every type of personality and fashion sense. For decades now, people have relied on hoodies to feel great and comfortable - and always hip - in any number of situations. That's why I am so excited to introduce the Taleas hoodie. With this comfy creation straight from Taleas laboratories in Austin, Texas, fans of original and creative humor will be able to feel great while supporting independent art.
Yes, each Taleas hoodie includes some of the hilarious, one of a kind artwork that has come to define our special, intelligent, quirky web comic. However, there is a lot more to these soft, pleasant pieces of clothing than just that. Each one is crafted with only the softest, most excellent cotton and terrific materials. This guarantees that none of our hoodies are going to fall apart any time soon. Take them out in the sun, the wind, the rain - they'll hold up and they'll continue to look out-of-this-world great for years to come.
And don't forget about the drawcords! A hoodie is only as good as its drawcords, right? Don't worry, you're going to get only the best with these hoodies. Pull the strings tight and enjoy the comfort of being bundled up against the elements - while showcasing the very best of Taleas!
It usually takes about 2 - 4 business days to make, pack and ship hoodies. If anything comes up I'll email you and let you know.
Free for U.S. domestic orders. For more details check out the taleas shipping policies.
The american traditional rose unisex zip hoodie ships from Austin, Texas.
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