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Robot Technical Support

#69: Robot Technical Support

An angry customer responds to a string of emails with, "You keep sending me the same response. Seriously, are you a robot?". The Robot Manager along with the Supervisor Robot look on with the Supervisor Robot noting, "Sir, I think he's on to us." The Robot Manager exclaims, "crap!"
Robot Shredder

#73: Robot Shredder

The Robot Manager is sitting behind his desk interviewing a shredder. "I'm sorry but we're looking for a candidate with a more diverse skillset.""
Robots Learn Humans Need to be Fed

#77: Robots Learn Humans Need to be Fed

The Robot Manager along with the Supervisor Robot examine a skeletal corpse sitting at a desk; the person appears to have did while working and is still holding a pencil to paper. The Robot Manager concedes, "Well, I guess you were right. It did require sustenance.". The Robot Supervisor adds, "Yes sir, they're pretty fragile."
Robot Urinals

#81: Robot Urinals

The Robot Manager walks into the men's restroom and notices oil slicks underneath every urinal. "Seriously!?" he exclaims.
Robot Specialized Skillset

#85: Robot Specialized Skillset

The Robot Manager is sitting behind his desk interviewing a Swiss Army Knife. There is a perseverance demotivational poster on his wall. "I'm sorry but we're looking for a candidate with a more specialized skill set."
AI Bot - Wrangling Bits

#104: AI Bot - Wrangling Bits

A robot dressed in a cowboy hat is attempting to rope a number from among a herd of 0's and 1's.
AI Bot - Artificially Intelligent

#105: AI Bot - Artificially Intelligent

A 1950's style Japanese wind-up robot says, "beep boop beep". The entire image is wrapped by the phrase "I Am Artificially Intelligent".
AI Bot - Self Driving Car

#106: AI Bot - Self Driving Car

AI Bot is driving a mini-van with a distinctive 1970's paint job and three child-bots in the back seat. Two stick figures are desperately trying to avoid getting run over by AI Bot who is exclaiming, "Outta the way!" Meanwhile, one of the child-bots is asking, "Are we there yet?" while another is looking out the back window.
AI Bot - Machine Vision

#108: AI Bot - Machine Vision

AI Bot states, "I see dead people." while a ghost floats nearby.
AI Bot - Bob Ross

#109: AI Bot - Bob Ross

The AI Bot with a big permed hair is painting a typical Bob Ross painting saying, "Yeah, a happy little cloud."
AI Bot - Picking a Random Number

#110: AI Bot - Picking a Random Number

AI Bot looking at the numbers 1, 2 ,3, 4, 7 and 9 and is nervously trying to pick one saying, "Eenie, meenie, miney...mo!"
Spam Bot

#111: Spam Bot

A giant robot with the general shape and color scheme of a can of Spam is chasing a group of three stick figures. One stick figure has apparently fallen and is exclaiming, "Oh God!".
AI Bot - Predicting the Weather

#119: AI Bot - Predicting the Weather

AI Bot standing out in a green field holding a volleyball, as the sun shines brightly in the sky: "Looks like a 90% chance of rain..."
Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

#123: Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

An elderly gentleman is being interviewed in Robot Manager's office. The Robot Manager says, "I'm sorry but I feel like you just don't have enough experience."