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Old Age

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Never Thought

#30: Never Thought

A stick figure sitting in a recliner reading newspaper advertisements exclaims, "What's this? Coupons for Rogaine, Bengay and Poligrip! ...oh, happy day!" "I've always dreaded this day."
Text at Your Age

#45: Text at Your Age

An elderly stick figure explains to a child with a bluetooth headset on, "Sonny, when I was your age, to communicate with others we had to pick up the phone and actually text 'em!".
Memory Goes Second

#54: Memory Goes Second

A balding, elderly stick figure with a cane explains to a child, "When you grow old, your memory is always the second thing to go." "What's the first?" the child asks. After a long pause the elderly stick figure responds, "...the first what?"
Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."
Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

#123: Older Gentleman Doesn't Have Enough Experience

An elderly gentleman is being interviewed in Robot Manager's office. The Robot Manager says, "I'm sorry but I feel like you just don't have enough experience."