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Hoodies

I love hoodies! Even though I'm from Texas, it still gets chilly in the winter. I offer both pull-over and zip hoodies in unisex, male/female and in a variety of colors.

AI Bot Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#105: AI Bot Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Airplane Sketch Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
Airplane Sketch Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Airplane Sketch Zip Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
Airplane Sketch Zip Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Ghostie Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
Ghostie Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Ghostie Zip Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
Ghostie Zip Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Happened So Fast Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#36: Happened So Fast Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Mu Cow Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#51: Mu Cow Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Mu Cow Zip Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#51: Mu Cow Zip Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Skeleton Freedom Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#78: Skeleton Freedom Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
Spam Bot Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#111: Spam Bot Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
The New Guy Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
#124: The New Guy Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
UFO Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
UFO Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99
UFO Zip Hoodie
available in multiple sizes and colors
UFO Zip Hoodie
$29.99 - $32.99

Comics that inspired Hoodies

I love hoodies! Even though I'm from Texas, it still gets chilly in the winter. I offer both pull-over and zip hoodies in unisex, male/female and in a variety of colors.

Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

#1: Paper Airplane Gonna Hurl - I Just Wet Myself

Two stick figures are flying in a paper airplane that is doing acrobatics. The passenger exclaims, "I'm gonna hurl!" to which the pilot calmly replies, "It's okay! I just wet myself." There is a visible urine stain under the pilot.
Paper Airplane is it Safe to Fly

#2: Paper Airplane is it Safe to Fly

A female passenger stick figure asks the pilot stick figure, "Is it safe?" to which a pilot wearing sunglasses responds, "enough".
Happened so Fast

#36: Happened so Fast

A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"
Mu Cow

#51: Mu Cow

Cow standing in a grassy pasture saying the Greek letter mu instead of moo.
Skeleton Puppet Freedom

#78: Skeleton Puppet Freedom

Two skeleton marionettes. One has had his wires cut from the control bar and is laying on the ground, immobile while the other looks on. The skeleton on the ground exclaims, "I'm free!"
Mu Cow Abduction

#98: Mu Cow Abduction

Nighttime in a cow pasture. A powerful light beam is emitting from the bottom of a Black Triangle UFO. The Mu Cow is being lifted from the ground into the UFO by the light beam and is exclaiming, "Mu?"
AI Bot - Wrangling Bits

#104: AI Bot - Wrangling Bits

A robot dressed in a cowboy hat is attempting to rope a number from among a herd of 0's and 1's.
AI Bot - Artificially Intelligent

#105: AI Bot - Artificially Intelligent

A 1950's style Japanese wind-up robot says, "beep boop beep". The entire image is wrapped by the phrase "I Am Artificially Intelligent".
AI Bot - Self Driving Car

#106: AI Bot - Self Driving Car

AI Bot is driving a mini-van with a distinctive 1970's paint job and three child-bots in the back seat. Two stick figures are desperately trying to avoid getting run over by AI Bot who is exclaiming, "Outta the way!" Meanwhile, one of the child-bots is asking, "Are we there yet?" while another is looking out the back window.
AI Bot - Machine Vision

#108: AI Bot - Machine Vision

AI Bot states, "I see dead people." while a ghost floats nearby.
AI Bot - Bob Ross

#109: AI Bot - Bob Ross

The AI Bot with a big permed hair is painting a typical Bob Ross painting saying, "Yeah, a happy little cloud."
AI Bot - Picking a Random Number

#110: AI Bot - Picking a Random Number

AI Bot looking at the numbers 1, 2 ,3, 4, 7 and 9 and is nervously trying to pick one saying, "Eenie, meenie, miney...mo!"
Spam Bot

#111: Spam Bot

A giant robot with the general shape and color scheme of a can of Spam is chasing a group of three stick figures. One stick figure has apparently fallen and is exclaiming, "Oh God!".
The New Guy

#124: The New Guy

A carved pumpkin suspiciously asks another carved pumpkin, "who's the new guy?" suggestively gesturing towards a butternut squash who has an overly excited, yet mindlessly blank smile on his face. The moon hangs in the background.
From the 80's

#137: From the 80's

Ghostie is floating next to a blue pixelated ghost resembling Inky from Pac-man. Ghostie asks the pixelated ghost, "Where are you from?" and the pixelated ghost responds, "the 80's".