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Stick Figures

Comics about Stick Figures by taleas. Taleas is a cute, quirky, random and slightly weird web comic. You won't find too many recurring characters a plot or a deliberately cohesive story. Each individual comic is intended to stand on its own. Below you'll find an easy to browse archive of all of taleas' comics.

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YouTube Surgeon

#145: YouTube Surgeon

Two doctors are operating on a patient in an operating theater. One looking at the other asks, "Doctor, where did you say you studied at?". The other surgeon responds, "YouTube."
My Parenting Regression

#143: My Parenting Regression

A male stick figure enters a playroom where a female stick figure and a child stick figure are playing. The male stick figure proudly proclaims, "I would like everyone to know...I just went pee in the potty!". With hands raised high, the child exclaims, "Yay Daddy!" and the female encourages, "Good job!".
Spider

#139: Spider

A burning car rests in the middle of a road while two stick figures look on. One stick figure exclaims, "What happened to your car!?!" to which the other stick figure who is holding a match replies, "spider".
Good Thing You Made A Backup

#138: Good Thing You Made A Backup

A server rack full of equipment sits in the middle of a room engulfed in flames. One stick figure, with hands raised, confidently exclaims, "Good thing you made a backup!". A second stick figure, with hands in pockets replies, "I did?"
You Too - Meal

#120: You Too - Meal

Two stick figures are sitting at a table with plates of sushi and chopsticks, the waiter stick figure says, "Enjoy your meal!" One of the seated stick figures responds, "you too...".
We Ain't Alone, Y'all

#116: We Ain't Alone, Y'all

A cowboy wearing a cowboy hat stands in a pasture while 5 UFOs enter the frame. The cowboy calmly states, "I feel like we ain't alone, y'all."
The Cloud Crashes Again

#115: The Cloud Crashes Again

A cloud has apparently crashed into a field and is partially buried in the ground. Two stick figures look on, with one exclaiming, "Oh no, the cloud has crashed!" While the other laments, "...not again!"
Free Range Children

#97: Free Range Children

Two witches standing around a cauldron. There is a cage in the background containing two children. One witch says to the other, "Oh sorry, but I only eat free-range children."
Incorrect Magic Word

#90: Incorrect Magic Word

A purple-cloaked stick figure magician waves his magic wand over a magic top hat chanting, "abracadabra". The top hat responds, "Incorrect magic word, please try again." The magician, mildly confused, responds with "@[email protected]?"
Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

#83: Captain Quantum Entanglement #2

Yet again, Captain Quantum Entanglement almost saves the day. A robber is mugging a woman attempting to steal her purse saying, "Gimme your purse!". Unfortunately, Captain Quantum Entanglement is remotely entangled with the robber, and is also yelling "Gimme your purse".
Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

#82: Sleeping Pill and Laxative Before Bed

An elderly stick figure is imparting wisdom to a child stick figure. "What's the best advice I can give?" "Never take both a sleeping pill and a laxative before bed."
Magic vs. Technology

#75: Magic vs. Technology

A magician on stage, "The Amazing Gregory" has just completed sawing a person in half. One member of the audience is looking at their phone mumbling, "lame" while another looks on exasperated, "You did not just look up how to some someone in half on your phone."
End of the World

#62: End of the World

A stick figure with wild hair and unkept beard holds up a sign with "the world will end" and multiple dates in the past scratched out and the world "soon!" scribbled at the bottom. "Those of us who can see into the future should be granted limited revisions after the fact."
Bird and Clean Car

#61: Bird and Clean Car

"Why do birds do this?" A person has just finished polishing their car to perfection. A bird flies over the car and poops on it.
Infinite Cubicles

#59: Infinite Cubicles

A large grid of line-art stick-figure cubicles arranged in an isometric pattern. Notable ones include a character peeking over the wall at a coworker. Pin-the-tail on the donkey. A cubicle with a happy birthday sign. Two people making out in a storage room. Someone burning papers to make s'mores. A character asleep on a cot. A moose head hanging on a cubicle wall.
Light at the End of the Tunnel

#58: Light at the End of the Tunnel

A mountain with a train entering a tunnel on one side and two stick figures entering the tunnel on the opposite side. One stick figure joyously proclaims, "See! We haven't even started yet and I can already see the light!"
Memory Goes Second

#54: Memory Goes Second

A balding, elderly stick figure with a cane explains to a child, "When you grow old, your memory is always the second thing to go." "What's the first?" the child asks. After a long pause the elderly stick figure responds, "...the first what?"
In Love

#50: In Love

Girl stick figure reaching out lovingly to a human-sized pint of chunky monkey ice cream.
Valentine Butt Cheeks

#47: Valentine Butt Cheeks

A stick figure holding a card in the shape of a heart with the word "MOM" upside down. "Every year it's the same thing, butt cheeks and the word WOW"
Think Outside the Cube

#46: Think Outside the Cube

A stick figure longingly peeks his head over the wall of a row of cubicles and looks out into blankness. "Think Outside the Cube."
Text at Your Age

#45: Text at Your Age

An elderly stick figure explains to a child with a bluetooth headset on, "Sonny, when I was your age, to communicate with others we had to pick up the phone and actually text 'em!".
Why So Happy

#43: Why So Happy

A male stick figure asks a female stick figure, "Why are you so happy?" The female stick figure responds, "I just got a haircut." One half of the female stick figure's hair is cropped off.
Dead Todo

#42: Dead Todo

A female stick figure stands, holding a large pencil, victoriously over a defeated todo list.
Chase Todo

#41: Chase Todo

A female stick figure chases down a todo list with a large pencil.
Surrender to Todo

#40: Surrender to Todo

A female stick figure is attacked by a massive todo list wielding a large pencil.

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