Fishing is really something, isnt it? I know its a popular pastime for some but lets just examine how brutal it is. To make fishing more relatable, lets put you in the shoes of the prey. Imagine youre just minding your own business one morning, just walking around enjoying your stroll. Suddenly you see a delicious and succulent sandwich laying in front of you. Its wrapped up and clean, full of all the ingredients you love. And you just happen to be famished! This sandwich is a sight to behold so you go for it. You grab the meal, unwrap and start digging in. Its delicious, better than you could have imagined, all that you wanted and oh God, whats happening? Youre suddenly being dragged to the heavens above where youll be unable to breathe for the few excruciating seconds before you are stabbed, skinned and feasted upon.
Yeah, fishing is rough huh? I am not trying to make any meat-eaters (or Long John Silvers employees) upset but try to remember the sacrifice that poor Nemo made the next time you enjoy some seafood.
There is a fishing hook dangling in the water with a note attached, "Kiss Me". A fish swims by and says, "Oh boy, a secret admirer."
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