taleas
a peculiar & quirky webcomic

Escargot

Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big "S" on each side of it. Now, whenever someone sees him zooming past in his new car, they say, "Hey, look at that s-car go!"

Dad jokes: people love to hate on them, but we all secretly laugh at them. My first memory of this joke is from Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd.