Animals

#147: So Dramatic

A smaller puffer fish is admonishing a visibly distressed, larger, and fully puffed-up puffer fish to, "Stop being so dramatic". The larger puffer fish is, in fact, reacting to an extremely large, toothy sea monster directly behind the smaller puffer fish.

#131: Descended From Wolves

An old pug sits in a rocking chair with two pups at his feet. One pup is asleep. The old pug says, "Your great-great-great grandfather was a wolf!". The other pup exclaims, "Wow! We descended from wolves?" In a second panel, a dog stands majestically on a cliff looking over his domain while the moon hangs overhead - the dog has a wolf's body, a pug's face, and wags its tail furiously. The dog is labeled, "Derp."

#128: The Quacken

A person standing on a large cliff summons The Quacken, a large, monstrous, duck-headed octopus.

#98: Mu Cow Abduction

Nighttime in a cow pasture. A powerful light beam is emitting from the bottom of a Black Triangle UFO. The Mu Cow is being lifted from the ground into the UFO by the light beam and is exclaiming, "Mu?"

#89: Shark

A man standing on the beach yelling, "Shark!" with a shark in the distance. Dramatic pause. The shark responds, "What?"

#87: Time Apart

Two goldfish in a small fishbowl. One fish says to the other, "I've been thinking. Maybe we should spend some time apart."

#74: Punctuality Demotivational Poster

A poster with a worm wearing a necktie with the sun rising in the distance. "Punctuality: as for the early worm - well, he gets eaten alive by the first hungry bird that comes along."

#57: Warm Hand of Death

Two lobsters are chatting in a small lobster tank. One lobster asks the other, "You ever get the feeling that some day the warm hand of death will come down and scoop you away?"

#51: Mu Cow

Cow standing in a grassy pasture saying the Greek letter mu instead of moo.

#36: Happened so Fast

A dead turtle lies on its back with an x over each eye. Nearby, two snails are discussing, "Everything just happened so fast!"

#28: Fluffaholic

A stuffed bear sits among other stuffed animals, "Hello, my name is Brannan and I'm a fluffaholic." The other stuffed animals respond in unison, "Hi Brannan"