I've never actually flown in a paper airplane before.
I've never actually flown in a paper airplane before.
I can't take credit for this comic, it was in Trading Places.
No, seriously, I fight a dragon every day at work.
This happens all too often at work.
This happens all too often at work.
I've never experienced this, but I have heard rumors.
Dedicated to Willard Van Orman Quine.
This made me the man I am today.
Never, ever, do this.
You get +5 points if you get this comic about my dear friend Erwin Schrodinger.
Merry Christmas!
This is a comic about another comic.
Cowboys definitely need subtitles.
Sometimes comics don't need descriptions.
This is a comic about my birth order.
No description.
I finally had to sell my airplane. A very sad day, indeed.
Survive El Paso streets for just one day, I dare you.
Or at least this is how it feels when the ice machine at work breaks down.
Never date a girl like this. Trust me.
Don't watch Scarface and The Godfather in the same day.
I'm not sure if this is an African or European Swallow.
Carefully read labels before using random products in women's showers. Trust me.
This comic is calling all band nerds!
I have no clue what she's saying.
And it happened on my birthday too.
Poor little guy. He's doing better now, though.
This was my dad's idea.
Happy birthday to me!
This is really how I pick up women.
Not even light can escape El Paso.
I vote for going back to pencil and paper.
This is why I never eat at seafood restaurants on the border.
Luckily, it is his only weakness.
No turtles were actually harmed during the drawing of this comic.
I hate it when I do this, but I never seem to learn.
Rude drive though-order-takers annoy me as much as misspellers.
Google is not a replacement for the address bar.
This is how a to-do list takes care of you.
Now that is how you take care of a to-do list.
Now that is *really* how you take care of a to-do list.
A terrible inside joke.
Never try to read my love notes, you'd be offended.
I even remember the cordless phones that took a million years to charge and offered an hour of talk time.
This is my new battle cry: think outside the cube.
Otherwise my mother is a very nice woman.
An Eskimo...eating ice-cream? Totally original, I know.
I had a similar incident with a rabbit a few days ago.
This was a doodle that I just decided to put up on Taleas.
Special thanks to August Ferdinand Mobius for making this joke possible.
I'm never sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing when I get a fortune cookie with no fortune.
Yes, I really did put my iPhone 4 in a washing machine. Yes, it did die. Yes, ATT did charge me (an ATT employee) $700 to replace it. Special thanks to Erin Feldman for tracing it.
That's not all I've forgotten.
Shopping: the other addiction.
I know we're a little late for pi day, but at least we are in the right month.
Yes, to lobsters death's hands are warm.
Sometimes my ambition and optimism cloud my judgement.
Just a bunch of cubicles.
Admission is the first step on the road to recovery.
Seriously, why do birds do this?
Sometimes events that are completely out of our control alter history, and we should not be held responsible for those alterations. Especially regarding the end of the world.
I guess for some people it's good news.
This was the perseverance demotivational poster from one of the cubes in the massive cubicle drawing.
Who needs bravery when you can have courage instead?
Or your vehicle will be covered with NOH8 bumper stickers.
The value of integrity, brought to you by the good folks at Enron and the State of Texas.
Poor frosty, if only he had the endurance to see it through Spring...and Summer...and Fall.
Maybe tech support would be better if run by robots. Inspired by Customer Dis-Satisfaction by Brian Wancho www.brianwancho.com.
With low enough standards, anyone can achieve his goals. Go team!
Just my opinion.
Social networks may change, but people will always remain the same.
Being too specialized can hurt your chances just as much as being underqualified.
A word of warning to all you would-be on-timers, punctuality can get you killed!
An illustration for Erin Feldman's blog at http://factotumep.com.
Here's my Halloween comic: skeletons, a desert island and rum.
The robot manager just found out the hard way that humans need to be fed, go figure.
A Halloween tribute to the Free Puppet comic.
And my final comic in the Halloween Skeleton series: the skeleton has an unfortunate run-in with the Skeleton Harvester from Buttersafe.
Not to brag, but ideation is my top strength. Forgetfulness is my second.
This raises so many more questions about robots, but you do get extra points if you appreciate the urinal cakes.

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